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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 2025

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★ 6.3/10 R Drama Released
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What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a film first released in 2025. Catalogued under Drama.

Type
Film
Year
2025
Status
Released
Runtime
113 minutes
Release date
Oct 10, 2025
Studios
A24, Central Pictures, Fat City
Genres
Drama
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Overview

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a film first released in 2025. Catalogued under Drama. Status: Released. A full overview for this page is being written and will appear here once verified against sources.

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Should you watch it?

“A mother fights to hold her world together amid illness, loss, and betrayal.”

Reasons to watch
  • Compelling portrait of a mother's struggle
  • Tense, emotionally charged storytelling
Keep in mind
  • R rating limits younger viewers
  • Heavy subject matter may be intense

Watch it if you appreciate raw, character-driven dramas about personal adversity.

The film’s intense, mature themes and R rating make it suitable for adult audiences.

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Frequently asked questions

What genre is "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You"?

It is a drama film.

When was the film released?

It premiered in the United States on October 10, 2025.

How long is the movie?

The runtime is approximately one hour and fifty‑three minutes.

What is the film’s rating?

It carries an R rating for mature content.

Who is the central character?

The story follows Linda, a mother confronting multiple personal crises.