Family Guy: Season 13
Season 13 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Family Guy Season 12.
- Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
- Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
- Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
Episode Guide
Season 13 Progress Shield
The Simpsons Guy
Sep 28, 2014 · 46 min
In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks a
The Book of Joe
Oct 5, 2014 · 24 min
Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.
Baking Bad
Oct 19, 2014 · 24 min
Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
Brian the Closer
Nov 9, 2014 · 24 min
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
Turkey Guys
Nov 16, 2014 · 24 min
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and bec
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
Dec 7, 2014 · 24 min
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the b
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
Jan 4, 2015 · 24 min
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
Our Idiot Brian
Jan 11, 2015 · 24 min
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
This Little Piggy
Jan 25, 2015 · 24 min
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-ro
Quagmire's Mom
Feb 8, 2015 · 24 min
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first na
Encyclopedia Griffin
Feb 15, 2015 · 23 min
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relat
Stewie Is Enceinte
Mar 8, 2015 · 24 min
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himse
Dr. C and the Women
Mar 15, 2015 · 24 min
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois rel
#JOLO
Apr 12, 2015 · 23 min
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
Once Bitten
Apr 19, 2015 · 24 min
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels b
Roasted Guy
Apr 26, 2015 · 24 min
Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
Fighting Irish
May 3, 2015 · 24 min
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie beco
Take My Wife
May 17, 2015 · 24 min
Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at ho