S13·E12 Stewie Is Enceinte

Episode recap

Task: Write a 280-380 word episode recap for Family Guy S13E12 (Stewie Is Enceinte).
Constraints:
Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
No invented/guessed titles, names, dates, episode counts, awards, ratings, box-office, viewership, or plot points.
Omit details not in the material.
Style: Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose, plain text.
No markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points.
Word count target: 280-380 words.
Synopsis: Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore. Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby (or seven) using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
Sources:
[1] TMDB: Series is Family Guy (1999), TV-14, Animation and Comedy.
[3] TV Guide: Family Guy (1999-2026), 27 seasons, Fox Network, Animation, Comedy, TV-14.
[4] TMDB Cast: Peter, Lois, three kids (Stewie, Meg, and one more unnamed/implied), Stewie is a brilliant but sadistic baby.
[5] Wikipedia: Creator Seth MacFarlane voices Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Glenn Quagmire.
Problem: The synopsis is very short. The word count requirement is 280-380 words.
Constraint Check: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing."
Conflict: The user wants 280-380 words, but the provided text only contains about 40 words of actual plot. If I follow the instruction "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing," I will fail the word count requirement. However, if I follow the word count requirement, I will have to invent details or repeat myself, which violates "Never invent or guess... plot points" and "Write original, neutral, encyclopedic prose."
Strategy: I must prioritize the "verifiable facts" and "never invent" rules. I will expand on the series context provided in the sources to reach as close to the word count as possible without violating the "no guessing" rule. I will describe the characters and series information provided in the sources.
Drafting Content:
Series: Family Guy, an American animated sitcom on the Fox Network.
Genre: Animation and Comedy.
Rating: TV-14.
Characters: Peter Griffin,