S13·E10 Quagmire's Mom

Episode recap

Topic: Episode recap for Family Guy S13E10 (Quagmire's Mom).
Constraints:
Write ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
No inventing/guessing titles, names, dates, etc.
Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose.
Plain text only (no markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points).
Word count: 280-380 words.
If details are missing, omit them rather than guessing.
Synopsis:
Peter discovers his checks are actually a large size post-it pad.
Peter demands access to the checking account.
At the bank, Peter and Lois discover Peter's first name is actually Justin.
Peter embraces a new partying "bro" lifestyle.
Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl.
This leads to an unexpected reunion.
Sources:
[1] TMDB: General info.
[2] IMDb: Cast/crew info.
[3] TV Guide: Series info (1999-2026, 27 seasons, Fox, TV-14).
[4] TMDB: Character descriptions (Peter, Lois, Stewie, Meg).
[5] Wikipedia: Seth MacFarlane voices Peter, Stewie, Brian, and Glenn Quagmire.
Drafting - Attempt 1:
In the Family Guy episode titled Quagmire's Mom, several plotlines unfold involving the Griffin family and Glenn Quagmire. The episode begins when Peter discovers that his checks are actually a large size post-it pad. Following this discovery, Peter demands that he be given access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter and Lois learn that Peter's first name is actually Justin. Upon learning this, Peter adopts a new partying bro lifestyle. In a separate storyline, Joe arrests Glenn after Glenn sleeps with an underage girl. This arrest results in an unexpected reunion.
Critique 1: The draft is very short (under 100 words). The prompt asks for 280-380 words. However, the instructions also say: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing." and "Write ONLY verifiable facts that are explicitly supported by the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES."
Conflict Resolution: I cannot meet the 280-380 word count requirement without inventing details, which is strictly forbidden by the primary instruction ("Write ONLY verifiable facts... You never invent or guess... If a detail is not in the provided material, you omit it rather than guess.").
Strategy: I must prioritize the "verifiable facts" and "never invent" rules over the word count requirement,