S14·E18 The New Adventures of Old Tom

Episode recap

Task: Write a 280-380 word episode recap for Family Guy S14E18 ("The New Adventures of Old Tom").
Constraint 1: Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
Constraint 2: No inventing/guessing titles, names, dates, counts, awards, ratings, etc.
Constraint 3: Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose in plain text.
Constraint 4: No markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points.
Constraint 5: Word count must be between 280 and 380 words.
Constraint 6: If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing.
Synopsis: "Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl."
Sources:
[1] TMDB: Series overview (Sick, twisted, etc.).
[2] IMDb: Cast/crew link.
[3] TMDB: Character descriptions (Peter is bumbling, Lois is long-suffering, Stewie is a brilliant but sadistic baby, Meg is the oldest).
[4] Wikipedia: Creator Seth MacFarlane voices Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Glenn Quagmire.
Episode Title: The New Adventures of Old Tom.
Episode Number: Season 14, Episode 18.
Plot Point 1: Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him.
Plot Point 2: Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.
Character Context (from sources): Peter is a bumbling member of the Griffin family. Brian is a member of the Griffin family.
The synopsis is extremely sparse (only two sentences).
The word count requirement is 280-380 words.
Conflict: The instructions say "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing" BUT also "Write a grounded 280-380 word episode recap".
Resolution: As an archivist, I cannot invent plot points to reach the word count. If I only have two plot points, a 280-word recap will inevitably involve repetition or filler, which violates "encyclopedic prose" and "never invent or guess". However, I must try to meet the length requirement using the provided context about the series and characters without inventing new plot details.
Wait: If I strictly follow "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing," and the synopsis is only two sentences, a 280-word response is impossible without violating the "never invent or guess" rule.
Re-evaluating: I will include the