John Thomson

Full filmography

• Nightborn (2026) as Jon's Father
• Art Detectives (2025) as William Titchfield
• Fackham Hall (2025) as Bill
• Celebrity Puzzling (2025) as Self - Panellist
• Secret Life of the Auction House (2025) as Self - Narrator (voice)
• The People Before (2025) as Knotweed Man
• The Gentlemen (2024) as Frank
• Captivated (2024) as Geoff
• Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two (2024) as Self
• The 1970s: Those Were the Days (2024) as Self - Narrator
• The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023) as Self
• Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023) as Self
• Sister Boniface Mysteries (2022) as Leonard Monk
• Celebrity Lingo (2022) as Self - Contestant
• Dodger (2022) as Farmer Grundles
• Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022) as Self
• Best Year Ever (2022) as Self - Actor
• Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022) as Plank
• Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022) as Self
• The Weakest Link (2021) as Self
• Paul Sinha's TV Showdown (2021) as Self - Contestant
• Last Train to Christmas (2021) as Vic
• Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021) as Self
• Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021) as Narrator
• McDonald & Dodds (2020) as Jimmy Daly
• Dog Loves Books (2020) as Dog (voice)
• The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020) as Self
• The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020) as Self/Various Characters
• The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020) Writer
• Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020) as Self
• Brassic (2019) as Colin Popov
• This Time with Alan Partridge (2019) as Joe Beasley
• Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019) as Narrator
• 7 Up & Me (2019) as Self
• Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019) as Himself
• Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm (2019) Director
• Celebrity Catchphrase (2018) as Self
• Shane the Chef (2018)
• The People's Vet (2018) as Self - Narrator
• Richard Osman's House of Games (2017) as Self - Contestant
• Dying Laughing (2017) as Self
• Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
• Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (2016) as Self - Narrator
• Grimsby (2016) as Bob Tolliver
• Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit (2016) as Self
• Billionaire Boy (2016) as Len
• Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016) as Self - Presenter
• Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016) as Kevin Ruddock
• Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
• Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (2014) as Self
• Northern Soul (2014) as Terry
• Father Brown (2013) as John Banks
• Through the Keyhole (2013) as Self
• Through the Keyhole (2013) as Self - Panelist
• Plebs (2013) as Mr. Adolphus
• Catchphrase (2013)
• Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (2013) as Self - Contestant
• The Mimic (2013) as Nigel Lord
• The Job Lot (2013) as Kevin
• Strange Hill High (2013) as Various (voice)
• Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (2013) as Self - Narrator
• Pulp (2013) as Dave Burns
• Help Point (2013) as Stephen
• Dementamania (2013)
• The Power of Darts (2013) as Narrator (voice)
• BBC Comedy Feeds (2012) as Steve
• Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012) as Himself
• Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012) as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
• Death in Paradise (2011) as DCI Chris Ricketts
• The Jonathan Ross Show (2011) as Self
• Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (2011) as Self - Participant
• The Chase: Celebrity Special (2011) as Self
• Sooty (2011) as The Boss
• The Lock Up (2011) as Narrator
• The Road to Coronation Street (2010) as Harry Kershaw
• The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010) as Self
• Angela and Friends (2009)
• Big Top (2009) as Geoff
• Heads or Tails (2009) as Self - Contestant
• Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009) as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
• Celebrity Juice (2008) as Self
• Inkheart (2008) as Darius
• All Star Mr & Mrs (2008)
• Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong (2008) as Self
• Skins (2007) as Sam Brooks
• Kingdom (2007) as Nigel Pearson
• Mobile (2007) as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
• Engineering the World Rally (2007) as Himself - Narrator
• Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007) as Self - Narrator (voice)
• Waterloo Road (2006) as Nelson Smith
• Waterloo Road (2006) as Nelson Taylor
• New Street Law (2006) as Charlie Darling
• Ghosthunting With... (2006)
• The Dealer (2006) as Bat
• 8 Out of 10 Cats (2005) as Self
• Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) as Mr. Windfall (voice)
• Monkey Trousers (2005)
• Blackpool (2004)
• Fat Slags (2004) as Foreman
• Celebrity Mastermind (2003)
• Celebrity Mastermind (2003) as Self - Contestant
• The Terry and Gaby Show (2003)
• Comic Relief Does Fame Academy (2003)
• Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003) as Interviewee – Actor
• Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (2002) as Self
• Johnny Vaughan Tonight (2002) as Self
• 24 Hour Party People (2002) as Charles
• Murder in Mind (2001) as Alan Squires
• Dr Terrible's House of Horrible (2001) as Sir Donald Tyburn
• Bill and Ben (2001) as Bill (voice)
• Station Jim (2001) as Harold
• Dog Eat Dog (2001) as Football Coach
• Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (2000)
• Born Romantic (2000) as First Cab Driver
• It's Only TV But I Like It (1999) as Self
• The Flint Street Nativity (1999) as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
• Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999) as Self
• Cold Feet (1998) as Pete Gifford
• Roger Roger (1998) as Barry
• Ted & Ralph (1998) as Vicar
• Up 'n' Under (1998) as Stan
• You Are Here (1998) as Peter Keggy
• The Fast Show Live (1998)
• Midsomer Murders (1997) as Cooper Steinem
• The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) as Dimitri
• The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997) as Mr. Loughborough
• Silent Witness (1996) as DI Warren Bull
• Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996) as Self - Panellist
• Saturday Live (1996) as Cabbie
• Pond Life (1996)
• VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
• Roger Roger (1996) as Barry
• Crapston Villas (1995)
• Coogan's Run (1995) as Fat Bob
• Fist of Fun (1995) as Pied Piper of Hamelin
• The World of Lee Evans (1995) as Customer
• Dangerous Lady (1995)
• The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995) as Nathan
• Ready, Steady, Cook (1994) as Self - Guest
• Pie in the Sky (1994) as Andrew Vernon
• The Fast Show (1994) as Various Characters
• The Fast Show (1994) Writer
• Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994) as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
• Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994) as Joe Beasley
• The Day Today (1994) as Treasurer
• Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994) as Fat Bob
• Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994) as Bernard Right On/Various
• Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994) Writer
• Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994) as Simon Joke
• Shooting Stars (1993) as Self
• Harry (1993) as Royo
• Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993) as Fat Bob
• Men Behaving Badly (1992) as Ken
• Blue Heaven (1992) as Waiter 2
• The Dead Good Show (1992) as Various
• The Weekenders (1992) as Policeman 1
• Soldier Soldier (1991) as Sgt Dunn
• Murder Most Horrid (1991) as Daniel Hoffmeyer
• Paul Merton: The Series (1991)
• The Word (1990)
• This Morning (1988) as Self
• Top of the Pops (1964) as Self - Host
• Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain
• Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton as Bernard Righton