♪ If it's just the tequila talking ♪ ♪ When I told you I'm still not moved ♪ ♪ She said it's just a woman thing ♪ ♪ And pulled out of the drive ♪ ♪ I said not to worry I'm an understanding guy ♪ ♪ I heard that when you love someone ♪ ♪ You've gotta let 'em go ♪ ♪ She hollered when I find myself ♪ ♪ You'll be the first to know ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, no news ♪ ♪ I learned to do the laundry ♪ ♪ Feed the cat and clean the house ♪ ♪ I promised to be patient while she worked ♪ ♪ Her problems out ♪ ♪ When she packed her bags ♪ ♪ Her destinations wasn't clear ♪ ♪ But I sensed that her intentions ♪ ♪ Were honest and sincere ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, no news ♪ ♪ She could telephone ♪ ♪ Tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been ♪ ♪ Send a pigeon, send a fax ♪ ♪ Write it on a Post-It pad ♪ ♪ Send a signal up in smoke ♪ ♪ Tap it out in Morse code ♪ ♪ I prefer a bad excuse ♪ ♪ No news ♪ ♪ Her mamma's been a little vague ♪ ♪ As to her whereabouts ♪ ♪ Her sister says I'm certain your romance is headed south ♪ ♪ I don't have a single doubt that she's still in love ♪ ♪ My level of anxiety is just a product of ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, no news ♪ ♪ She could telephone ♪ ♪ Tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been ♪ ♪ Send a pigeon, send a fax ♪ ♪ Write it on a Post-It pad ♪ ♪ Send a signal up in smoke ♪ ♪ Tap it out in Morse code ♪ ♪ I prefer a bad excuse ♪ ♪ She missed her bus ♪ ♪ Missed her plane, surely this could be explained, ♪ ♪ Lost her car at the mall ♪ ♪ Got locked in a bathroom stall ♪ ♪ Playing guitar with the band ♪ ♪ On the road with Pearl Jam ♪ ♪ Buried with the Grateful Dead ♪ ♪ Came back as a parrot head ♪ ♪ Got derailed got de-iced ♪ ♪ Offered as a sacrifice ♪ ♪ FBI, CIA, if they've seen her they ain't saying ♪ ♪ No news ♪ ♪ Still no news ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪