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Family Guy: Season 12

21 episodes Premiered Sep 29, 2013 Updated Oct 2, 2026
Previously on Family Guy

Season 12 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Family Guy Season 11.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 12 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 12: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (5): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (16): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S12·E1 Mytharc

Finders Keepers

Sep 29, 2013 · 22 min

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog agains

S12·E2 Core

Vestigial Peter

Oct 6, 2013 · 22 min

After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. How

S12·E3 Core

Quagmire's Quagmire

Nov 3, 2013 · 22 min

Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida mu

S12·E4 Core

A Fistful of Meg

Nov 10, 2013 · 22 min

When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.

S12·E5 Core

Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee

Nov 17, 2013 · 22 min

The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

S12·E6 Mytharc

Life of Brian

Nov 24, 2013 · 22 min

Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret

S12·E7 Core

Into Harmony's Way

Dec 8, 2013 · 22 min

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, ten

S12·E8 Core

Christmas Guy

Dec 15, 2013 · 22 min

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in

S12·E9 Core

Peter Problems

Jan 5, 2014 · 22 min

When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom pe

S12·E10 Core

Grimm Job

Jan 12, 2014 · 22 min

From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

S12·E11 Core

Brian's a Bad Father

Jan 26, 2014 · 22 min

Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

S12·E12 Mytharc

Mom's the Word

Mar 9, 2014 · 22 min

When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

S12·E13 Core

3 Acts of God

Mar 16, 2014 · 22 min

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global qu

S12·E14 Core

Fresh Heir

Mar 23, 2014 · 22 min

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

S12·E15 Core

Secondhand Spoke

Mar 30, 2014 · 22 min

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter

S12·E16 Core

Herpe, the Love Sore

Apr 6, 2014 · 22 min

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

S12·E17 Core

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Apr 13, 2014 · 22 min

When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that

S12·E18 Core

Baby Got Black

Apr 27, 2014 · 22 min

Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

S12·E19 Core

Meg Stinks!

May 4, 2014 · 22 min

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from ent

S12·E20 Mytharc

He's Bla-ack!

May 11, 2014 · 22 min

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

S12·E21 Mytharc

Chap Stewie

May 18, 2014 · 22 min

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downt

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