>> TONIGHT IS THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT USED TO BE THE CRAZIEST MOMENT IN OSCAR HISTORY. AT THE 46th ACADEMY AWARDS IN 1974, DAVID NIVEN WAS INTRODUCING ELIZABETH TAYLOR WHEN A NUDE MAN, A STREAKER, RAN ACROSS THE STAGE, WHICH -- CAN YOU IMAGINE IF A NUDE MAN RAN ACROSS THE STAGE TODAY? I SAID, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF -- A NUDE MAN RAN ACROSS THE STAGE TODAY? WOULDN'T THAT BE CRAZY? >> PSST! PSST, JIMMY! >> WHAT? >> COME HERE. >> I CAN'T COME THERE -- DO THE THING! EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND. WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN ACROSS THE STAGE. >> YEAH, I -- CHANGED MY MIND. I DON'T WANT TO DO THE STREAKER BIT. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE DOING IT! >> I JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT. IT'S AN ELEGANT EVENT, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD FEEL SHAME RIGHT NOW FOR SUGGESTING SUCH A TASTELESS IDEA. >> SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. >> THE MALE BODY IS NOT A JOKE. >> MINE IS! >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> YOU WRESTLE NAKED, WHY NOT? >> I DON'T WRESTLE NAKED, I WRESTLE IN JORTS. >> JORTS ARE WORSE THAN NAKED. COME ON! YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO DO THIS? FINE, JUST GIVE OUT THE AWARD THEN, GOD. YOU'RE THE WORST. [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> COSTUMES -- THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT. MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THERE IS. I -- I CAN'T OPEN THE ENVELOPE. CAN ANYBODY HELP ME? >> OH, MY