michael che

>> FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE PIRRO HAS LOST UP TO 20% OF HER ADVERTISERS SINCE MAKING CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS ABOUT A MUSLIM CONGRESSWOMAN. HERE TO COMMENT IS JEANINE PIRRO. >> HELLO, I’M JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO, AND HERE I JUST WANT TO THANK THE BRAVE SPONSORS WHO STUCK WITH ME DESPITE ACCUSATIONS BY THE RADICAL LOONY LEFT. TO COMPANIES LIKE JEEP I SAY, THANK YOU. AND TO MITSUBISHI I SAY, DOMO ARIGATO. SORRY DANIEL-SAN, LOOKS LIKE WAX OFF. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD, CAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU. >> NO CAN DO, BUDDY. 20 YEARS AGO I YELLED AT A WAITER BECAUSE MY COBB SALAD HAD A CRANBERRY IN IT. AND NOW I’M LOCKED AT THIS VOLUME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. >> IT’S RUMORED THAT FOX HAS ONLY KEPT YOU ON THE AIR BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP PERSONALLY CALLED THE NETWORK ON YOUR BEHALF. >> THAT’S BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS A CLASS ACT. HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF PRESIDENTS AND THE WESLEY SNIPES OF TAXES. HE’S A WIZ IN THE BOARDROOM, AND SOMETIMES WIZZES A LITTLE IN THE BEDROOM. >> JEANINE, I HATE TO ASK THIS, BUT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? >> COLIN, I HAVEN’T BEEN DRINKING. I CURRENTLY AM DRINKING. I VOW TO ENJOY A DRINK EVERY TIME PRESIDENT TRUMP IGNORES A CONGRESSIONAL SUBPOENA. AND LET ME TELL, MAMA IS A LIZARD. >> DESPITE TRUMP’S STONEWALLING, IT’S LIKELY ROBERT MUELLER WILL TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS. >> WHAT! COLIN, LOOK. THAT’S TERRIBLE IDEA. THE REPORT IS DONE. CASE CLOSED. SENOR MUELLER HAS SPOKEN, AND HE SAID, NO HABLO COLLUSION MAN. >> WELL, I’M GOING TO LET YOU FINISH BEFORE I SAY THE NEXT PART. >> OKAY. >> OKAY. SO, THE DEMOCRATS COULD MAKE HIM TESTIFY IF THEY START IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS. >> WHAT! COLIN JESSICA JOST, IMPEACHMENT WOULD BE CRAZY. OKAY? THAT IS THE LAST RESORT OF THE LOOPY LOCO LEFT WHO HATE THIS PRESIDENT AND HIS SICK MAC DADDY ENERGY. >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CASE BECAUSE, LOOK, I’M SORRY THAT YOUR DRINK IS GONE BEFORE I SAY THIS. >> BROOD BLOODY MARY. >> NO, NO, NO, I GOT AN EXTRA ONE. >> WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DRINK? >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, KENAN. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT A NICE GUY. FUNNY, TOO. >> SO BY IGNORING THE SUBPOENAS, I’M JUST GOING TO HOLD YOUR ARM RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND, BY IGNORING THE SUBPOENAS, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE DEMOCRATS MORE REASON TO IMPEACH. >> WHAT! NO! NO! COLIN! >> I’M SO WET. JEANINE PIRRO, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]