The Neighbors: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Pilot
Sep 26, 2012 · 22 min
Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hidden Hills, New Jersey, a gated community complete with its own golf c
Journey to the Center of the Mall
Oct 3, 2012 · 22 min
After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first excursion outside Hidden Hills - shopping for back-to-school clothes at
Things Just Got Real
Oct 10, 2012 · 22 min
Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangled in their daily lives. The Weavers do their best to un-invite the Bir
Bathroom Etiquette
Oct 17, 2012 · 22 min
Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that little Dick Butkus will get picked on, but their anti-bullying
Halloween-ween
Oct 24, 2012 · 22 min
Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set up a barrier at the gates of Hidden Hills to prevent children dressed
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Oct 31, 2012 · 22 min
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
50 Shades of Green
Nov 7, 2012 · 22 min
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Nov 14, 2012 · 22 min
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
Merry Crap-Mas
Dec 5, 2012 · 22 min
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens al
Juan of the Dead
Dec 12, 2012 · 22 min
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.
Gingerbread Man
Jan 9, 2013 · 22 min
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
Cold War
Jan 16, 2013 · 22 min
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
Dream Weavers
Jan 23, 2013 · 22 min
At the school dance Reggie attempts to win over Amber, Debbie tries to recapture the magic of her first encounter with Marty, and Jackie hopes to be romanced by Larry.
The Back Nine
Jan 30, 2013 · 22 min
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
Space Invaders
Feb 6, 2013 · 22 min
Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Amber decides to break up with her boyfriend.
Mother Clubbers
Feb 13, 2013 · 22 min
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winnin...
Feb 20, 2013 · 22 min
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
Camping
Feb 27, 2013 · 22 min
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
I Believe I Can Drive
Mar 6, 2013 · 22 min
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche turns out to be very unconventional.
Sing Like a Larry Bird
Mar 13, 2013 · 22 min
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Mar 20, 2013 · 22 min
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
It Has Begun...
Mar 27, 2013 · 22 min
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives a