The Honeymooners: Season 1
Episodes
TV or Not TV
Oct 1, 1955 · 30 min
Trixie tells Alice that she and Ed are getting a new TV set to replace their old one. Alice is envious and Trixie tells her to give Ralph the 'pipe and slipper' routine to butter h
Funny Money
Oct 8, 1955 · 30 min
Counterfeiters have lost a suitcase of 'funny money' and have to wait 30 days to retrieve it. Once 30 days have elapsed it becomes the property of the person who found it...Ralph K
The Golfer
Oct 15, 1955 · 30 min
Ralph wants to be named the new Assistant Traffic Manager at the bus terminal. This is a promotion he feels he has worked hard for and he deserves. In order to ensure it he needs t
A Woman's Work is Never Done
Oct 22, 1955 · 30 min
Alice is so tired of Ralph's complaining about the housework not getting done that she decides to hire themselves a maid while she goes off to get a job herself.
A Matter of Life and Death
Oct 29, 1955 · 30 min
When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.
The Sleepwalker
Nov 5, 1955 · 30 min
When Norton's sleepwalking through Ralph's apartment disturbs Ralph one time too many, Ralph decides to get to the root of Norton's trouble.
Better Living Through TV
Nov 12, 1955 · 30 min
Ralph's newest get-rich-quick scheme is to sell an all-purpose kitchen gadget. With Norton's assistance, Ralph plans to demonstrate it during a live TV commercial, in order to reac
Pal O'Mine
Nov 19, 1955 · 30 min
A ring that was intended for Norton's new supervisor in the sewer, but that instead gets stuck on Ralph's finger accidentally, is all it takes to jeopardize Ralph's friendship with
Brother Ralph
Nov 26, 1955 · 30 min
Because of a suggestion he made, Ralph gets laid off. While they're trying to figure out how to cope with the bills, Alice decides to go back to work over Ralph's objections. The r
Hello, Mom
Dec 3, 1955 · 30 min
When the Kramdens get a telegram from Alice's mother, telling them she’s coming for a visit, Ralph is less than pleased and asks to stay with the Nortons.
The Deciding Vote
Dec 10, 1955 · 30 min
Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while there is a Raccoon election going on for convention manager, and it's up to Norton to be the deciding vote.
Something Fishy
Dec 17, 1955 · 30 min
The Raccoons are planning for an annual Raccoon Fishing Trip, and this time, the Raccoons vote not to take their wives. But Alice and Trixie will not stand for being left behind.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Dec 24, 1955 · 30 min
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.
The Man from Space
Dec 31, 1955 · 30 min
Ralph is determined to win a prize of $50 at the Raccoon Lodge costume. When he competes with Norton in the contest and Alice will have nothing to do with loaning her husband any m
A Matter of Record
Jan 7, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph throws Alice's mother out of the apartment, but Alice soon walks out on him, too. In a last ditch effort to save their marriage, Ralph cuts a record to apologize to Alice - a
Oh My Aching Back
Jan 14, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph injures his back after a bowling tournament a day before his physical examination.
The Babysitter
Jan 21, 1956 · 30 min
When Alice has a telephone installed, Ralph feels threatened both by her newfound freedom and the prospect of another bill to pay. Alice is baby-sitting to pay for the phone but R
The $99,000 Answer
Jan 28, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph's out to prove himself to Alice, his neighborhood, and the world when he becomes a contestant on a hit television game show with the category of popular songs. He practices a
Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Feb 4, 1956 · 30 min
Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out Ralph was simply left a pet bi
Young at Heart
Feb 11, 1956 · 30 min
After a visit from some teenagers, Alice feels that she and Ralph are starting to get old. She wants Ralph to take her out for some youthful activities, starting with roller-skatin
A Dog's Life
Feb 18, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph and Norton discover a mysterious food product that Ralph thinks Alice has made that they decide to dub Krammar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer.
Here Comes the Bride
Feb 25, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph's lodge brother, Stanley, is about to marry Alice's sister, Agnes. At the Raccoons' bachelor party for Stanley, Ralph warns the young man not to move in with Agnes's parents
Mama Loves Mambo
Mar 3, 1956 · 30 min
A new neighbor moves next door to the Kramdens. This neighbor is a dance instructor and teaches the wives to do the mambo, at their husbands' collective expense.
Please Leave the Premises
Mar 10, 1956 · 30 min
Outraged when he gets a notice from his landlord, Mr. Johnson, that his rent is being raised, Ralph--over Alice's objections--goes on a rent strike to "teach that Johnson a lesson"
Pardon My Glove
Mar 17, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph's birthday is coming up, and he finds out that Alice is planning a surprise party for him. On that day, however, no party materializes and Ralph is, to say the least, disappo
Young Man with a Horn
Mar 24, 1956 · 30 min
After Alice finds Ralph's old coronet in the bedroom closet. Ralph remembers lost career chances, and feels discouraged. But after a visit from a kindly, elderly millionaire couple
Head of the House
Mar 31, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house and then has to prove it to a co-worker.
The Worry Wart
Apr 7, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph goes into a panic when he gets a letter from the Internal Revenue Service ordering that he appear at their office the next morning, fearing that the IRS is investigating him
Trapped
Apr 14, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph happens to be standing outside a bank when a pair of bank robbers run out and, seeing him, fire a shot at him, knocking his hat off. Afraid that the robbers might find out wh
The Loudspeaker
Apr 21, 1956 · 30 min
A few days before the ceremonies announcing the selection of the Raccoon of the Year, the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the Racoons tells Ralph that he will be sitting on the
On Stage
Apr 28, 1956 · 30 min
In order to raise money for the Raccoon Lodge, the lodge members decide to put on a play, and hire a professional director, Mr. Faversham, to direct it. Ralph is given the lead and
Opportunity Knocks, But
May 5, 1956 · 30 min
Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss, receives a new pool table as a birthday present from his wife. Hearing of Ralph's prowess at pool, he asks Ralph to stop by his house that night to teac
Unconventional Behavior
May 12, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph and Norton head off to the Raccoon convention in Minneapolis. They lose their wives in the train station and think that they are now traveling alone. Norton has brought along
The Safety Award
May 19, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph is about to receive an award as the city's safest bus driver. This honor includes a feature story in a major magazine; and a ceremony at City Hall, where Ralph, Alice, and th
Mind Your Own Business
May 26, 1956 · 30 min
Norton loses his job after following Ralph's advice and starts selling steam ironsn door to door. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad,
Alice and the Blonde
Jun 2, 1956 · 30 min
Alice and Trixie feel that their husbands don't notice them any longer. And it doesn't help when they see Ralph and Norton being attentive to the glamorous new wife of Ralph's boss
The Bensonhurst Bomber
Sep 8, 1956 · 30 min
While Ralph and Norton are playing a game at the pool hall, Ralph gets into an argument with a mousy little guy who threatens to "tell my friend Harvey on you". Ralph, figuring any
Dial J for Janitor
Sep 15, 1956 · 30 min
After several janitors have quit working in his building, Ralph decides to take on the job himself. But he finds it a lot tougher and more complicated than he thought it would be.
A Man's Pride
Sep 22, 1956 · 30 min
Ralph meets an old boyfriend of Alice's, who tells Ralph what a great success he now is. Ralph doesn't want to admit that he's only a bus driver, so he pretends he's the head of th