Son of the Beach: Season 1
Episode Guide
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With Sex You Get Eggroll
Mar 14, 2000
The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She
Silence of the Clams
Mar 21, 2000
A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.
In the G-Hetto
Mar 28, 2000
When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then
Love, Native American Style
Apr 4, 2000
Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Altho
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
Apr 11, 2000
When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove su
Fanny and the Professor
Apr 18, 2000
The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
Eat My Muffin
Aug 1, 2000
When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the
Miso Honei
Aug 8, 2000
When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the
South of Her Border
Aug 15, 2000
When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? A
Day of the Jackass
Aug 22, 2000
Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy
A Star Is Boned
Aug 29, 2000
The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Stre
Attack of the Cocktopuss
Sep 5, 2000
When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.
Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
Sep 12, 2000
Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.