Son of the Beach 2000
★ 6.6/10 TV-14 Comedy 3 seasons · 42 eps Ended
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Overview
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
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Episode guide
Season 1 · 13 episodes
- E1 With Sex You Get Eggroll Mar 14, 2000
- E2 Silence of the Clams Mar 21, 2000
- E3 In the G-Hetto Mar 28, 2000
- E4 Love, Native American Style Apr 4, 2000
- E5 Two Thongs Don't Make a Right Apr 11, 2000
- E6 Fanny and the Professor Apr 18, 2000
- E7 Eat My Muffin Aug 1, 2000
- E8 Miso Honei Aug 8, 2000
- E9 South of Her Border Aug 15, 2000
- E10 Day of the Jackass Aug 22, 2000
- E11 A Star Is Boned Aug 29, 2000
- E12 Attack of the Cocktopuss Sep 5, 2000
- E13 Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong Sep 12, 2000
Season 2 · 15 episodes
- E1 B.J. Blue Hawaii Mar 13, 2001
- E2 From Russia with Johnson Mar 20, 2001
- E3 Remember Her Titans Mar 27, 2001
- E4 Rod Strikes Back Apr 3, 2001
- E5 Queefer Madness Apr 10, 2001
- E6 Light My Firebush Apr 17, 2001
- E7 Chip's a Goy Apr 24, 2001
- E8 A Tale of Two Johnsons May 29, 2001
- E9 It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World Jun 5, 2001
- E10 It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! Jun 12, 2001
- E11 The Island of Dr. Merlot Jan 19, 2001
- E12 The Sexorcist Jun 26, 2001
- E13 Grand Prix Jul 3, 2001
- E14 Area 69 Jul 10, 2001
- E15 Booger Nights Jul 17, 2001
Season 3 · 14 episodes
- E1 Penetration Island Jun 18, 2002
- E2 Saturday Night Queefer Jun 25, 2002
- E3 In the Line of Booty Jul 2, 2002
- E4 Three Days of the Condom Jul 9, 2002
- E5 Witness for the Prostitution Jul 16, 2002
- E6 The Gay Team Jul 23, 2002
- E7 You Only Come Once Jul 30, 2002
- E8 Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood Aug 6, 2002
- E9 Godfather Knows Best Aug 13, 2002
- E10 Empty the Dragon Aug 20, 2002
- E11 The Long Hot Johnson Aug 27, 2002
- E12 Taco Lips Now (1) Sep 17, 2002
- E13 Jailhouse Notch (2) Sep 24, 2002
- E14 Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) Oct 1, 2002