S4·E34 3/25/2000

Fans of the Week: Leeds Score in LOBSTAR: One

Footballer Guest: Alessandro Pistone (Newcastle)

Other Guests: -Alex Tudor (cricketer) (QPR fan) -Mark Butcher (cricketer) (QPR fan) -Mark Foster Foster (fastest swimmer ever) (Spurs fan)

On the Phone: -Spencer Prior (Man City) -Paul Taylor (Sheff Wed fanzine)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. David Beckham (still) 2. Sheffield Wednesday - club in turmoil 3. Chelsea - too many foreigners 4. Kieron Dyer's private life 5. Mouthwatering Euro draws

Changing Rooms: Jody Morris (Chelsea) said; the best player he's played with is Mark Hughes, his boyhood hero was Gazza ('best in the world at the time'), his most memorable match was Galatasary away, the most skillful player at Chelsea is Zola ('quickest feet I've seen in football'), his best friend in football is Michael Duberry; 'he calls me fat head, but his is bigger than mine, and its shaped like a baked bean'

Soccer AM Gold: the Valentine's Day sketch; when Helen c