S4·E33 3/18/2000

Fans of the Week: Blackpool.

Score in LOBSTAR: Zero.

Footballer Guests: -Terry Phelan (Fulham) -Michael Thomas (Benfica)

Other Guest: James Gaddas (Coronation Street) (West Ham fan)

On the Phone: -David Johnson (Ipswich) -Joff Wild (Spurs fanzine) -Jonathon Gould (Celtic)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Whining Wenger 2. Heskey cheat storm 3. Last game at Wembley 4. Old footballers 5. English clubs - Euro success 6. Beckham's hair do

Changing Rooms: Junino (Middlesbrough) says that his hero as a boy was Zico, that his skills are natural, the most skillful opponents he's faced have been Kanu and Denilson, the best player he has played with is Ronaldo ('powerful - the complete footballer'), his best Premiership goal was a header against Chelsea at the Riverside and he said that Gazzaa is more skillful than he is.

Soccer AM Gold: the legendary Scooby Doo opening gag from ages ago.

Soccerette: Called Sarah, age 21, 5 foot 6, from Wolverhampton, supports Wolv