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Second City Television: Season 5

12 episodes Premiered Nov 5, 1982 Updated Sep 27, 2026
Previously on Second City Television

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Second City Television Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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S5·E1 Mytharc

Sammy Maudlin 23rd Anniversary / CBC

Nov 5, 1982 · 90 min

Sammy celebrates a milestone anniversary, sidekick William B walks off the show, and the janitors of SCTV go on strike.

S5·E2 Core

Indecent Exposure

Nov 12, 1982 · 90 min

Guy Caballero is busted for writing a bad check to Fred Willard, forcing the arrival of SCTV Chairman Allan "Crazy Legs" Herschman. In 'The Nutty Lab Assistant', Ed Grimley makes h

S5·E3 Core

Melonvote

Nov 19, 1982 · 90 min

The elections in Melonville for various public offices are under way. Mentally unstable Mayor Tommy Shanks is up for re-election against the seedy Vic Hedges. Meanwhile, Libby Wolf

S5·E4 Core

Jane Eyrehead

Nov 26, 1982 · 90 min

Features the segment "Angel Cortez: FBI Jockey." Bobby Bittman PSA for the Public Library. Gus the Security Guard makes everyone sign in while, John Houseman reads the phone book,

S5·E5 Core

Towering Inferno

Dec 10, 1982 · 90 min

The SCTV office moves into the tallest, thinnest building in Melonville, which turns into a spoof of 'The Towering Inferno' as Guy, Edith, and others are trapped in the 200-story t

S5·E6 Filler

Christmas

Dec 17, 1982 · 90 min

Guy Caballero and Johnny LaRue come to blows over a meager Christmas bonus, resulting in a busted, drunken Johnny desperately tracking down Santa. Segments include Lola Heatherton'

S5·E7 Core

A Star Is Born

Jan 28, 1983 · 90 min

"The Days of the Week" returns for another six-episode run with a few new characters. The debut of "Half Wits" and "Artisans and Their Art with Bradley P. Allen". A spoof of the 19

S5·E8 Core

SCTV Classifieds / Vic Arpeggio

Feb 11, 1983 · 90 min

To encourage small business advertising, SCTV cuts its ad rates, resulting in a series of on-the-cheap ads for several micro-entrepreneurs. In the segment "Stars In One" profiles a

S5·E9 Core

Bobby Bittman's Retirement

Feb 18, 1983 · 90 min

After discovering that he's opening for Ben Vereen and not the other way around, Bobby Bittman retires from show business. Sammy Maudlin's ex-sidekick, William B. Williams, hosts h

S5·E10 Core

Sweeps Week

Feb 25, 1983 · 90 min

It's Sweeps Week and SCTV is promoting specials like "Jumping for Dollars", where large busted women jump up and down while Johnny LaRue watches, and "The Dallas Cowgirls Salute Aa

S5·E11 Mytharc

South Sea Sinner

Mar 11, 1983 · 90 min

William B Williams returns to the Sammy Maudlin Show. The Shmenges host a beauty pageant. Jackie Rogers Jr. plugs his biographical special, "Jackie, We Hardly Knew Ye".

S5·E12 Mytharc

Midnight Cowboy II

Mar 18, 1983 · 90 min

"Midnight Cowboy II", a takeoff of the original Midnight Cowboy movie. Also, "Whatever Happened to Baby Ed" as a spoof of "Whatever Happed to Baby Jane". The final episode of "The

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