SCTV Network 90: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
One on the Town
May 15, 1981
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
Southside Fracas
May 29, 1981
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
Lunchtime Street Beef
Jul 3, 1981
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
Jul 24, 1981
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
The Great White North
Jul 31, 1981
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
Walter Cronkite's Brain
Nov 6, 1981
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
The Godfather
Dec 11, 1981
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Dec 18, 1981
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
Teacher's Pet
Feb 12, 1982
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
Midnight Video Special
Feb 19, 1982
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
The Great White North Palace
Apr 16, 1982
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
Pre-Teen World Telethon
Apr 23, 1982
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
People's Global Golden Choice Awards
May 1, 1982
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
3D Stake from the Heart
May 14, 1982
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
May 21, 1982
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
Battle of the PBS Stars
Jul 16, 1982
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.