No Goal Facts, FAQ & Common Questions
1987 · Canal+ · Status: Ended · Rated: Not Rated
Frequently Asked Questions About No Goal
Direct, verified answers to the most common queries regarding episodes, renewals, watch order, and streaming availability.
How many seasons and episodes does No Goal have?
No Goal has 1 season and 43 total episodes, spanning from its premiere on February 2, 1987.
Is No Goal renewed, ended, or canceled?
No Goal has concluded its run and is officially ended.
How long does it take to binge watch No Goal?
It takes 5h 44m (344 minutes) to watch the complete run of No Goal. At a standard pace of 2 hours per day, you will finish the entire series in approximately 3 days. Yes! At 5.7 hours total, you can comfortably finish this in a single weekend with about 2.9 hours per day.
Where can you stream or watch No Goal?
No Goal is available for streaming on Digital on-demand platforms & broadcast archives. Availability may vary by regional territory, subscription tier, and digital purchase availability.
What is the official age rating for No Goal?
No Goal has an official content rating of Not Rated.
Who are the lead actors in No Goal?
The primary ensemble cast includes Jean-Guy Ruff as le Mercenaire, Bruno Carette as Zeitoun (age 33 (deceased)), Alexandre Pottier as Syntaxerror (age 65), Chantal Lauby as Panty (age 78).
Ensemble Cast & Current Ages
Lead cast members, their character identities, and current ages calculated from official biographical records:
| Actor | Character | Current Age |
|---|---|---|
| Jean-Guy Ruff | le Mercenaire | – |
| Bruno Carette | Zeitoun | 33 (deceased) |
| Alexandre Pottier | Syntaxerror | 65 |
| Chantal Lauby | Panty | 78 |
| Alain Chabat | le capitaine Lamar | 67 |
| Jean-Pierre Kalfon | Examinateur du permis de conduire | 87 |
| Véra Frossard | La nouvelle | – |
| Dick Rivers | Vrai requin de radio | 73 (deceased) |
Editorial Verification & Sources
All production facts, air dates, cast credentials, and streaming metadata for No Goal are compiled from official broadcaster archives, TMDB, and Wikidata records. Last verified on September 25, 2026.