Ned's Newt: Season 1
Episode Guide
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Out With The Old, In With The Newt
Oct 18, 1997 · 30 min
Ned goes to the pet store, hoping to buy an elephant, but all he can afford is a listless newt he called "Newton" who does nothing but sit in a fishbowl. The pet store owner sells
What Rock Through Yonder Window Breaks?
Oct 18, 1997 · 30 min
Ned has a crush on the girl across the street, Linda Bliss, but can't talk to her. Newton tries to get her attention by throwing a tiny pebble against Linda's bedroom window while
Nightmare On Friendly Street
Oct 24, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's class are making small floats for the annual Friendly Day Parade, and Newton wants to help. He ends up making an enormous, barge-sized float for Ned and ruins the parade when
A Snitch in Time
Oct 24, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's tattletale cousin Renfrew comes to visit. He destroys most of Ned's toys and repeatedly tells on Ned. Newton decides to drive Renfrew away by causing a series of ridiculous s
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Dump
Oct 31, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's father gives Ned a vintage "Captain Ocelot" action figure after his son takes an interest in the show. Ned's mother, however, throws it out, and Ned and Newton have to go to
Happy Blood Alter Ring to You
Oct 31, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's mother wants a 35 carat "Goldina" ring for her birthday, but Newton just insists it's a "cheap replica" of a sacrifice ring used by a group of Peruvian savages called the "Ja
Mars Dilemma
Nov 7, 1997 · 30 min
Ned is sent to the grocery store to get a can of tomato paste, but Newton instead suggests they go to Mars, thinking that it's made of tomato paste similar to the idea that the Moo
Saturday Night Fervor
Nov 7, 1997 · 30 min
Ned wants to impress Linda at the school dance, but the town showoff, Rusty McCabe, also wants to impress Linda, and challenges Ned to a dance contest. Ned is completely unable to
Citizen Ned
Nov 14, 1997 · 30 min
Ned starts a paper route to save up money for a bike, but Newton has more ambitious plans for him. He turns Ned's paper route into a media empire, making him extremely wealthy, but
The Most Grating Show on Earth
Nov 14, 1997 · 30 min
Ned and Linda go on a date to the circus, after Newton accidentally sells Ned's parents' car to raise the $5 ticket price. The circus turns out to be a scam with the circus acts be
Jurassic Joyride
Nov 21, 1997 · 30 min
After a fun weekend, Ned says he can't wait for the next one. This gives Newton the idea to build a time machine out of household items so that they can go back to Friday and do th
Take a Hike
Nov 21, 1997 · 30 min
Ned attends Boy Scout camp, and Newton notices that the other scouts have more merit badges than Ned. Ned doesn't care, as he's allergic to the outdoors and doesn't enjoy being a B
New Improved Zippo
Nov 28, 1997 · 30 min
The company that manufactures Zippo Newt Food has changed the formula, which leaves Newton unable to control his morphing ability. Ned and Newton go to the corporate headquarters t
What Big Rewrite Notes You Have
Nov 28, 1997 · 30 min
In another attempt to get closer to Linda, Ned plans to audition for a school production of "Little Red Riding Hood". Newton, eager to help out, wants to be cast as the Big Bad Wol
Home Alone With Frank
Dec 5, 1997 · 30 min
Ned has been watching too many monster movies, and when he's left in the house alone, he's paranoid that there are monsters around the house. This isn't helped when his parents ask
The Lucky Penny
Dec 5, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's father opened a new bank account for Ned, after finding all the change around Ned's room. To Ned's horror, however, that means he has deposited his "lucky penny", a treasured
Help Me, I'm Bald
Dec 12, 1997 · 30 min
After watching too much television, Newton gets the idea to improve Ned's life with all the things featured in the various commercials he's watched.
Planes, Trains, And Newtmobiles
Dec 12, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's family is on a long, boring car trip, with only a "Vehicle Bingo" game to pass the time. Ned's parents accidentally leave him at a rest stop, however, and Ned needs Newton's
Broken Record
Dec 19, 1997 · 30 min
Local hero Gus Gingrich has held the world's record for "Most Pants Worn at Once" since 1959, until a man in Germany breaks his record, leaving the town heartbroken. Ned and Newton
Newton's Day Out
Dec 19, 1997 · 30 min
Ned is on a dull field trip at the Friendly Falls Museum of Dusty Old Things, and has to fill out a worksheet of questions about the historical exhibits in the museum. Newton wants
Can't See The Forest For The Treefort
Dec 26, 1997 · 30 min
Rusty McCabe has built a secret clubhouse that he won't let Ned in, so in response, he makes his own secret club in a tree fort. Newton wants to help, though, so they end up buildi
Saving Lummox
Dec 26, 1997 · 30 min
Ned's friend Doogle has a pet dog, an obese, listless dog named Lummox. Doogle, when overhearing his parents talking about fleas on Lummox's fur, thinks his parents are going to ge
Newton Falls In Love
Jan 2, 1998 · 30 min
Newton has been acting stranger than usual, and when Ned takes him to see the veterinarian, Newton professes that he has fallen in love with her. As the day goes on, however, he ke
Show Me the Money
Jan 2, 1998 · 30 min
Ned has been entered into a track and field day at school, but he's not happy about it, since Rusty McCabe always wins every event. He wins so often, he's even gotten his own theme
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Jan 9, 1998 · 30 min
Ned's parents have the flu, and want Ned to do the day's chores. Newton tries to help, to get them done faster, but he ends up being incredibly destructive.
Mall Good Things Come To An End
Jan 9, 1998 · 30 min
The local mall is holding a contest where the first person to guess how many jellybeans are in a jar will win a drivable toy car. Ned wants the car, but when Newton comes out, he w