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Masyanya: Season 1

32 episodes Premiered Oct 22, 2001 Updated Jul 20, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

The Car Enthusiast

Oct 22, 2001

Getting from one end of this concrete maze to the other is no easy feat — especially when you live on Soldier Voskoboynikov Street.

S1·E2

The Modem

Oct 22, 2001

A modem is a thing of wonder — useful, essential, and universally applicable. Use it at home, on the street, around the corner, in a dark alleyway... and it shall reward you beyond

S1·E3

The Commuter Train

Oct 22, 2001

Masyanya makes a living busking on commuter trains. Unconventional? Just a little. Restored animation from 2001. Back then Masyanya was pure punk — no filter, all chaos. The softer

S1·E4

The TV Set

Oct 22, 2001

A questionable one. This episode is from the era when the cartoons were made not for an audience, but for a couple of friends — so there was no particular need to keep anything in

S1·E5

The Joke

Oct 22, 2001

A simple little toon — but one that defined the entire direction of the character's development. And her gloriously mangled vocabulary, of course. Take notes on how to tell a joke.

S1·E6

Amsterdam

Oct 22, 2001

Masyanya demonstrates how to quickly, simply, and accurately share your impressions of a visit to the free city of Amsterdam. :-)

S1·E7

The Birthday

Oct 22, 2001

Quite possibly the most controversial episode of the bunch — and, likely, the only one to have been translated into many major languages.

S1·E8

Masyanya and Splean

Oct 22, 2001

This episode came together spontaneously after a visit to a Splean concert at some dingy community center.

S1·E9

Little Letdowns

Oct 22, 2001

A psychological one. I think almost every guy out there can recall a similar episode from his own life.

S1·E10

Friday

Oct 22, 2001

An episode about "Friday" and "mani-hani." One of the most beloved and relatable ones — famous for the line "half an hour, no matter what."

S1·E11

Ice Cream

Oct 22, 2001

An episode about Masyanya making a living by scamming passersby.

S1·E12

On the Loose

Oct 22, 2001

The episode famous for Masyanya's iconic cry "I wanna go out!!!!!" — and go out she does. This is actually the most typical scenario of a St. Petersburg night out: a wild start and

S1·E13

Radio Day

Nov 25, 2001

Probably the most well-known episode — the one responsible for the now thoroughly overused catchphrases "let's go have a smoke-y-woke-y!" and "go to hell, director!"

S1·E14

Somehow

Nov 25, 2001

The episode about "the thing" and "something like that." A situation pretty much everyone has found themselves in at some point.

S1·E15

Moscow

Nov 25, 2001

A divisive episode about Moscow. It must be said — the city hasn't changed all that much. Still loud, chaotic, flashy, pop-cultured, and rude. Though of course, it all depends on w

S1·E16

Sweet Dreams

Nov 25, 2001

This episode — known for the iconic cry "a mug of cognac!" — became a fan favorite. Made in the aftermath of a night out at the Griboedov club. Ironic, to say the least.

S1·E17

A New Year's Fairy Tale

Dec 31, 2001

Made to ring in the New Year 2002. Also of historical interest: Masyanya rattles off what amounts to a nearly complete list of the most popular alternative clubs of the era.

S1·E18

Little Gifts

Jan 1, 2002

The undisputed record holder for most quoted episode.

S1·E19

Show Business

Jan 1, 2002

Made back when disposable pop hadn't yet completely consumed the Russian music industry. These days, what the cartoon talks about is hardly a secret — a producer who "wants to hear

S1·E20

Download

Jan 1, 2002

Yes, there was a time when downloading even a Masyanya cartoon — a mere 3–4 megabytes — could be a real ordeal. Dial-up modems were awful, connections dropped constantly. Sometimes

S1·E21

Valentines

Feb 14, 2002

These valentines were originally hosted separately on the site. The plan was to have three valentines in one cartoon — but of course, the third one never got made. Either ran out o

S1·E22

A Tour of Saint Petersburg

Mar 4, 2002

A dated episode, narrated almost verbatim from the words of an ordinary cab driver.

S1·E23

March 8th

Mar 8, 2002

Made in literally a couple of hours after the sudden realization that tomorrow is International Women's Day and there's no holiday cartoon ready. Incidentally, when the first Masya

S1·E24

Urban Horrors

May 6, 2002

Based on the personal experience of the daily journey home from Prospekt Bolshevikov metro station through the tomb-like expanses of Brezhnev-era housing blocks.

S1·E25

Battle of the Sexes

May 6, 2002

One of my personal favorite episodes. And it's not really about the subject matter — it's about the comedy of the situation, the simple natural reactions, the effortlessness of it

S1·E26

Wheels

May 6, 2002

Made in the wake of skating sessions with friends near Chkalovskaya metro station. The episode is known for the lines about "wheels that you don't swallow" and "don't make excuses

S1·E27

Potter

May 6, 2002

A particularly remarkable episode in the history of Masyanya. It is almost documentary in nature, marking the appearance of a certain character dubbed Potter — a schemer and a scou

S1·E28

The Blues

May 13, 2002

A landmark cartoon. The method Masyanya uses to pull herself out of the slump is unique — and surprisingly easy to apply.

S1·E29

On Edge

May 29, 2002

A word of caution: some things are better left unexperimented with — unless you want things to end very, very badly. Features the iconic line "Welcome back to our crappy world!"

S1·E30

Russian Punk Rock

Jun 7, 2002

Russian punk rock — senseless and merciless, one might add. This episode was made after attending Muse's first concert in Saint Petersburg.

S1·E31

The Doll

Jun 7, 2002

This short episode owes its existence to the unexpected wave of popularity that hit the series — with all that comes with it. It could more accurately be called "Masyanya for Sale,

S1·E32

Money, Sky and Cars

Jul 1, 2002

This episode marks the end of the series' first life. What follows is an entirely different era — one that smells of television.