Kenny vs. Spenny: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
Nov 11, 2003 · 30 min
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few
Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
Sep 2, 2003 · 30 min
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of even
Who Is the Better Chef?
Sep 9, 2003 · 30 min
Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to
Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
Sep 16, 2003 · 30 min
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to
Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?
Sep 23, 2003 · 30 min
Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life an
Who Is the Sanest?
Sep 30, 2003 · 30 min
Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s
Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
Oct 7, 2003 · 30 min
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
Who Does She Like Better?
Oct 14, 2003 · 30 min
Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls o
Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
Oct 21, 2003 · 30 min
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.
Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?
Oct 28, 2003 · 30 min
Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous
Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
Nov 4, 2003 · 30 min
Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets inj
Who Is the Best Fashion Designer?
Aug 26, 2003 · 30 min
Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.
Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?
Sep 9, 2003 · 30 min
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life
Who Can Put on the Best Concert?
Feb 23, 2004 · 30 min
The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s
Who Is the Best Parent?
Jan 7, 2004 · 30 min
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their bab
Who Do Kids Like Most?
Feb 3, 2004 · 30 min
Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a my
Who Is the Strongest?
Jan 21, 2004 · 30 min
Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sist
Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?
Mar 16, 2004 · 30 min
The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be
Who Is the Best Actor?
Jan 21, 2004 · 30 min
Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as insp
Who Is the Best Male Stripper?
Feb 10, 2004 · 30 min
The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping n
Who Is the Best Figure Skater?
Feb 17, 2004 · 30 min
The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy t
Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?
Feb 23, 2004 · 30 min
It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attem
Who Will Use Their Arms First?
Mar 2, 2004 · 30 min
Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they surv
Kenny Takes Spenny to Court for Money Owed
Mar 9, 2004 · 30 min
Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny
Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?
Mar 16, 2004 · 30 min
The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, stove and other equipment, while Spenny drove and s
Boxing
Mar 23, 2004 · 30 min
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of