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Family Guy: Season 7

16 episodes Premiered Sep 28, 2008 Updated Oct 2, 2026
Previously on Family Guy

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Family Guy Season 6.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 7 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 7: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (12): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S7·E1 Mytharc

Love Blactually

Sep 28, 2008 · 22 min

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and B

S7·E2 Core

I Dream of Jesus

Oct 5, 2008 · 22 min

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that

S7·E3 Core

Road to Germany

Oct 19, 2008 · 22 min

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade a

S7·E4 Core

Baby Not On Board

Nov 2, 2008 · 22 min

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a wh

S7·E5 Core

The Man with Two Brians

Nov 9, 2008 · 22 min

Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't

S7·E6 Core

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Nov 16, 2008 · 22 min

Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

S7·E7 Core

Ocean's Three and a Half

Feb 15, 2009 · 22 min

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her

S7·E8 Core

Family Gay

Mar 8, 2009 · 22 min

After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected w

S7·E9 Core

The Juice Is Loose

Mar 15, 2009 · 22 min

Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However

S7·E10 Core

FOX-y Lady

Mar 22, 2009 · 22 min

Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

S7·E11 Core

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Mar 29, 2009 · 22 min

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: Th

S7·E12 Core

420

Apr 19, 2009 · 22 min

Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.

S7·E13 Mytharc

Stew-Roids

Apr 26, 2009 · 22 min

Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's bee

S7·E14 Core

We Love You, Conrad

May 3, 2009 · 22 min

When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing h

S7·E15 Mytharc

Three Kings

May 10, 2009 · 22 min

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad

S7·E16 Mytharc

Peter's Progress

May 17, 2009 · 22 min

Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love

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