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Family Guy: Season 3

22 episodes Premiered Jul 11, 2001
Previously on Family Guy

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Family Guy Season 2.
  • Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (19): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

The Thin White Line (1)

Jul 11, 2001

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

S3·E4 Core

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

Aug 1, 2001

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel

S3·E5 Core

And the Wiener Is...

Aug 8, 2001

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

S3·E6 Core

Death Lives

Aug 15, 2001

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

S3·E7 Core

Lethal Weapons

Aug 22, 2001

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

S3·E9 Core

Mr. Saturday Knight

Sep 5, 2001

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

S3·E10 Core

Fish Out of Water

Sep 19, 2001

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

S3·E11 Core

Emission Impossible

Oct 8, 2001

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

S3·E13 Core

Screwed the Pooch

Nov 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make pup

S3·E14 Core

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Dec 6, 2001

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite

S3·E15 Core

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Dec 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the de

S3·E16 Core

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Dec 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24

S3·E18 Core

From Method to Madness

Jan 24, 2002

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

S3·E19 Core

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Jan 31, 2002

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

S3·E20 Core

Road to Europe

Feb 7, 2002

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

S3·E21 Mytharc

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Feb 14, 2002

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

S3·E22 Mytharc

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Dec 10, 2004

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.