S23·E8 Hard Times at Adam West High

Episode recap

Topic: Episode recap for Family Guy S23E8 (Hard Times at Adam West High).
Constraints:
Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
No inventing/guessing titles, names, dates, etc.
Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose.
Plain text only (no markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points).
Word count: 280-380 words.
If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing.
SYNOPSIS: "Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous when he sits out of a lottery pool and the guys win."
SOURCES:
[1] TMDB: Series title Family Guy (1999), TV-14, Animation and Comedy.
[2] TMDB Cast: Dysfunctional Griffin family. Peter, Lois, three kids. Stewie (brilliant but sadistic baby), Meg (oldest).
[3] IMDb: Created by Seth MacFarlane, David Zuckerman. Cast includes Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Set in a Rhode Island town.
[4] TV Guide: 27 seasons, Fox Network, TV-14.
[5] Wikipedia: Seth MacFarlane voices Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Glenn Quagmire.
The synopsis is extremely short:
1. Chris uses Stewie's time machine to prevent an erection during a book report.
2. Peter is jealous because he sat out of a lottery pool and the guys won.
The sources provide context about the show (created by Seth MacFarlane and David Zuckerman, set in Rhode Island, features the Griffin family, etc.).
Self-Correction/Constraint Check: The prompt asks for a 280-380 word recap. However, the synopsis provided is only two sentences long. The instructions say: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing."
Conflict: There is a direct conflict between "Write a grounded 280-380 word episode recap" and "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing."
Resolution: As an archivist, I cannot invent plot points to reach a word count. If I invent details to hit 280 words, I violate the primary directive: "You write ONLY verifiable facts that are explicitly supported by the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES. You never invent or guess... If a detail is not in the provided material, you omit it rather than guess."
Therefore, I must write the recap based on the available facts. If the facts only allow for a short paragraph, I will