S14·E8 Brokeback Swanson

Episode recap

Task: Write a 280-380 word episode recap for Family Guy S14E8 (Brokeback Swanson).
Constraint 1: Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
Constraint 2: No inventing/guessing titles, names, dates, counts, awards, ratings, etc.
Constraint 3: Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose in plain text.
Constraint 4: No markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points.
Constraint 5: Word count target: 280-380 words.
Synopsis: Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic. The guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Brian sleeps with a married woman. When the husband returns home, Brian pretends to be the family's new dog.
Sources: General info about Family Guy (animated sitcom, creator Seth MacFarlane, characters Peter, Lois, Stewie, Meg, Brian, Glenn Quagmire).
The synopsis is very short.
The word count requirement is 280-380 words.
Problem: If I only use the provided facts, I cannot reach 280 words without being extremely repetitive or adding information not in the text.
Constraint Check: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing." vs "Write a grounded 280-380 word episode recap".
Conflict Resolution: As an archivist, I must prioritize accuracy and the "only verifiable facts" rule. If the provided text only contains about 50 words of plot, I cannot reach 280 words without violating the "never invent or guess" rule. However, the prompt asks for a 280-380 word recap.
Strategy: I will expand on the context provided in the sources (the nature of the series and characters) to provide a professional encyclopedic introduction, then detail the specific plot points from the synopsis. I will avoid fluff but use formal language to describe the situation.

Wait, looking at the sources again:
Series: Family Guy (1999).
Genre: Animation and Comedy.
Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois, Stewie, Meg, Brian, Glenn Quagmire.
Plot: Joe (quadriplegic after bull running), Brian (affair with married woman, pretends to be a dog).

Drafting attempt 1 (Mental):
Family Guy is an American animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane. The series follows the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family, which includes Peter, Lois, Stewie, Meg, and Brian. In the episode titled Brokeback Swanson, Joe is involved in a local running of the bulls event. During this event, Joe is trampled and subsequently becomes a