S14·E16 The Heartbreak Dog

Episode recap

Task: Write a 280-380 word episode recap for Family Guy S14E16 ("The Heartbreak Dog").
Constraint 1: Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
Constraint 2: No inventing/guessing titles, names, dates, etc.
Constraint 3: Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose in plain text.
Constraint 4: No markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points.
Constraint 5: Word count target: 280-380 words.
Synopsis: Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.
Sources:
[1] TMDB: Series title Family Guy (1999), TV-14, Animation and Comedy.
[3] TMDB: Griffin family is dysfunctional. Peter is bumbling, Lois is long-suffering. Three kids: Stewie (brilliant but sadistic baby), Meg (oldest, most unpo[pular]).
[4] Wikipedia: Creator Seth MacFarlane voices Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Glenn Quagmire.
Meg works at a retirement community.
Meg steals from residents.
Chris finds out.
Chris wants to join the heist.
Residents catch them.
Residents blackmail them.
Residents force them to listen to boring stories.
Problem: The synopsis is extremely short (about 45 words). The prompt asks for a 280-380 word recap.
Constraint Check: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing." AND "Write a grounded 280-380 word episode recap."
Conflict: I cannot meet the 280-380 word count without inventing details, which is strictly forbidden by the "ONLY verifiable facts" and "Never invent or guess... plot points" instructions.
Resolution: In professional archiving/instruction following, the "Never invent" rule is the primary directive. If I write 300 words about a 45-word synopsis without adding new plot points, I will be hallucinating. However, I can expand on the context provided in the sources (the characters involved) to add length, but even then, I will struggle to hit 280 words without being repetitive or violating the "no guessing" rule.
Wait: Let me re-read. "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing." This instruction directly contradicts the "280-380 word" instruction if the content isn't