Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom: Season 3
Season 3 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 2.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
Season 3 Progress Shield
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Mar 2, 2020 · 5 min
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Mar 9, 2020 · 7 min
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Mar 16, 2020 · 6 min
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Mar 30, 2020 · 3 min
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Apr 6, 2020 · 5 min
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Apr 27, 2020 · 5 min
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Mar 30, 2020 · 4 min
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Apr 13, 2020 · 4 min
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Apr 20, 2020 · 6 min
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
May 4, 2020 · 5 min
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
May 11, 2020 · 8 min
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
May 18, 2020 · 8 min
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
May 25, 2020 · 5 min
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Jun 1, 2020 · 4 min
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Jun 22, 2020 · 7 min
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Good Morning, River View High!
Jun 8, 2020 · 4 min
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Welcome to Bug News
Jun 15, 2020 · 4 min
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Jun 29, 2020 · 7 min
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Jul 6, 2020 · 4 min
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Jul 13, 2020 · 8 min
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Jul 27, 2020 · 4 min
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Aug 3, 2020 · 7 min
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Aug 10, 2020 · 5 min
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Aug 17, 2020 · 7 min
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Aug 24, 2020 · 6 min
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.