Black Dynamite: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes
Jul 15, 2012
Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is
Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats
Jul 22, 2012
Bullhorn falls into the world of adult films while working on a case. Soon he adopts the stage name "Sweet Throat" and gives up crime fighting altogether. Now it's up to Black Dyna
Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip
Jul 29, 2012
Black Dynamite and his crew face their most challenging mission to date as they try and raise $60K before tax day. This situation has forced them into escorting drug-addled comedy
A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon
Aug 5, 2012
In an effort to be more likeable to the orphans, Black Dynamite agrees to go with O.J. Simpson to the moon to get moon rocks on Christmas. However, O.J. bails and leaves Dynamite o
Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!
Aug 12, 2012
While Black Dynamite is down with the flu, the rest of the crew handles an investigation at the Players Ball, only to end up caught in a hijacking. It's up to Black Dynamite to han
The Sh*t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's
Aug 19, 2012
President Nixon plans to destroy Black Dynamite by flooding the black community with drugs. However the plan backfires when the blacks begin selling them to whites instead of using
Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)
Aug 26, 2012
Black Dynamite returns to Vietnam with his crew to find his friend Mr.T who was left for dead.
Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump
Sep 9, 2012
A circus ape falls for Honeybee and kidnaps her. Black Dynamite launches a rescue attempt but encounters his own problems during the mission.
The Race War! or Big Black Cannon Balls Run!
Sep 16, 2012
Dynamite enters a car race but realizes he's being used to transport a mind-controlling substance to tobacco companies.
That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!
Sep 23, 2012
Weeks after the events of "Trouble on Puppet Street", the son of That Frog Kurtis, That Bastard Kurtis, enacts his revenge plan on Black Dynamite for killing his daddy on national