S1·E60 Don't Pee on My Couch and Tell Me It's Raining

Episode recap

Task: Write a 280-380 word episode recap for Adam's Law S1E60 ("Don't Pee on My Couch and Tell Me It's Raining").
Constraint 1: Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
Constraint 2: No inventing/guessing titles, names, dates, counts, awards, ratings, etc.
Constraint 3: If details are missing, omit them rather than guessing.
Constraint 4: Write original, neutral, encyclopedic prose in plain text.
Constraint 5: No markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points.
Constraint 6: Word count target: 280-380 words.
Series Title: Adam's Law (2026 - Now).
Genre: Reality (Courtroom TV).
Producers: Judge Judy Sheindlin and her award-winning team of producers.
Premise: Judge Sheindlin passes the gavel to her son, Adam Levy.
Episode Title: "Don't Pee on My Couch and Tell Me It's Raining".
Episode Number: S1E60.
Episode Synopsis: A woman accuses her "aunt" of wetting her couch during an overnight stay.
The synopsis is extremely brief: "A woman accuses her 'aunt' of wetting her couch during an overnight stay."
The sources provide context about the show (Judge Judy, Adam Levy, reality courtroom genre).
The word count requirement is 280-380 words.
Problem: The provided information is insufficient to reach 280 words without violating the "never invent or guess" rule.
Constraint Check: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing."
Conflict: The user asks for a 280-380 word recap, but the instructions say "If a detail is not in the provided material, you omit it rather than guess" and "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing."
If I write 280 words, I will have to invent details (dialogue, scene order, character names, specific emotions, etc.), which is strictly forbidden by the system prompt.
If I follow the system prompt's instruction to "stay concise rather than guessing" and "omit [details not in the provided material]," the output will be very short (maybe 50 words).
Strategy: I must prioritize the "Meticulous Archivist" instructions (verifiable facts only, no guessing, omit if not present) over the user's requested word count if the word count forces invention. However, I will try to expand on the context of the show provided in the sources