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Where the Bears Are: Season 7

17 episodes Premiered Sep 9, 2018 Updated Nov 7, 2026

Role: Meticulous television and film archivist. Task: Produce a JSON object for "Where the Bears Are" Season 7. Keys: overview (160-220 words), primer (array of exactly 4 concise bullet points). Constraints: Use ONLY provided synopsis and sources. No invented facts. No markdown/asterisks/headings/bullets in the prose (though primer is an array). Output valid JSON only. Target: Season 7. Synopsis: Setting: Palm Spring

Previously on Where the Bears Are

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Where the Bears Are Season 6.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season overview

Role: Meticulous television and film archivist.
Task: Produce a JSON object for "Where the Bears Are" Season 7.
Keys: overview (160-220 words), primer (array of exactly 4 concise bullet points).
Constraints: Use ONLY provided synopsis and sources. No invented facts. No markdown/asterisks/headings/bullets in the prose (though primer is an array). Output valid JSON only.
Target: Season 7.
Synopsis:
Setting: Palm Springs, California.
Event: "Mr. Bear America" beauty contest and "Bear Week" activities.
Plot: A gang of four goes to the desert to relax. A vicious/dangerous stalker leaves threatening notes for each of them.
Character Reggie: Promoting latest best-selling book and judging the parade of hairy hunks.
Character Wood: Hosting a pool party at a clothing optional resort to push his latest porn opus with furry models.
Character Nelson: Stressed from shooting the pilot for a new series where his character can time travel.
Character Todd: Has a mysterious secret that threatens to break him and Nelson apart forever.
Sources:
Series type: Comedy-mystery web-series.
Core premise: Follows the exploits of three gay bear roommates living in Los Angeles attempting to solve the murder of a party guest found dead in their bathtub.
Cast: Rick Copp, Ben Zook, Joe Dietl, Ian Parks.
Creators/Writers: Rick Copp and Ben Zook.
Run dates: August 1, 2012, to November 1, 2018.
Overview (Goal: 160-220 words):
Season 7 of the comedy-mystery web-series Where the Bears Are takes a gang of four characters to Palm Springs, California, for a week of relaxation and Bear Week activities. The trip centers around the Mr. Bear America beauty contest. However, the vacation turns dangerous when a vicious stalker begins leaving threatening notes for each member of the group. Amidst the mystery, the characters pursue various personal endeavors. Reggie is busy promoting his latest best-selling book and serving as a judge for the parade of hairy hunks. Wood hosts a pool party at a clothing optional resort to promote his latest porn opus alongside his furry models. Nelson faces stress while shooting the pilot for a new series in which his character possesses the ability to time travel. Adding to the tension, Todd harbors a mysterious secret that poses a threat to his relationship with Nelson, potentially breaking them apart

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Season 7 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 7: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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S7·E1 Mytharc

Where The Bears Are: Season 7

Sep 9, 2018

Season 7 will thrust our hairy heroes into yet another thrilling mystery surrounding a bear beauty contest, "Mr. Bear America," that will take place in beautiful Palm Springs, Cali

S7·E17 Mytharc

Holiday Musical

· 25 min

The gang reunites after some time apart at the CCBC Resort in beautiful Palm Springs. They have some funny and sexy times at the resort and even get invited to an "A List Gay" part

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