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S4·E32 Why Does Cap’n Crunch Destroy Your Mouth?

Aired March 25, 2025

Synopsis

Following in the footsteps of other great military leaders like General Tso and Colonel Sanders, Cap’n Crunch made himself a fortune in the food business.

But despite the brand’s storied history and dedicated fanbase, even the Captain’s biggest supporters are willing to admit that his cereal is murder on the roof of your mouth. So why are we all OK with it? Have YOU ever ripped your mouth up with a bowl of Cap'n Crunch? Let us know in the comments!

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