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Vanderpump Rules: Season 5

24 episodes Premiered Nov 7, 2016
Previously on Vanderpump Rules

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Vanderpump Rules Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (5): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (19): Character development & subplots
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S5·E1 Mytharc

Summer Bodies

Nov 7, 2016

Lisa Vanderpump's SUR Restaurant is hotter than ever, but the conflict within her staff is at an all-time high when Jax jeopardizes the best relationship he's ever had. Stassi rall

S5·E2 Core

What Went Down

Nov 14, 2016

Lisa organizes a dog charity event with the help of the SUR staff and Katie on board as her assistant. Brittany threatens to leave Jax for spreading rumors of her, and James embark

S5·E3 Core

Call It Like I See It

Nov 21, 2016

Stassi, Scheana and Kristen are all asked to be a part of Katie's bridal party, but Ariana is left out in the cold as a result of her friendship with Lala. Meanwhile, Schwartz serv

S5·E4 Core

Thirsty Girls

Nov 28, 2016

Scheana shuts down Lala's attempts at friendship in an effort to please Katie and her bridesmaids. Meanwhile, James is flying high when his pageant queen girlfriend comes to town f

S5·E5 Core

Cold Feet

Dec 5, 2016

Katie and Schwartz take a trip to scout their wedding venue, but when Schwartz shows signs of cold feet, Katie hits him below the belt. Meanwhile, Tom takes Ariana on a romantic da

S5·E6 Core

Pride

Dec 12, 2016

When terrorism strikes the Orlando gay community and threatens West Hollywood, Lisa puts her own safety aside to ride in the Pride Parade, rally SUR, and bring the community togeth

S5·E7 Mytharc

The Sociopath Test

Dec 19, 2016

Scheana and Kristen throw a surprise party for Shay and Carter, but Scheana gets surprised when Stassi and Katie attack her for sympathizing with Lala. Later, Jax reveals himself t

S5·E8 Core

No Show

Dec 26, 2016

Scheana questions going on a birthday trip with Stassi and Katie following a vicious fight with them. Also, Lala begins to dread Ariana's Sonoma birthday getaway upon discovering s

S5·E9 Core

The Talk of Montauk

Jan 2, 2017

Sandoval, Schwartz and Jax vow not to let Lala’s no-show ruin Ariana’s rowdy, NASCAR birthday weekend in Sonoma. Meanwhile, Stassi’s Montauk birthday trip is off to a rocky start w

S5·E10 Core

Summer House Rules

Jan 9, 2017

Stassi continues her birthday trip at a Montauk clambake, where Katie finds Stassi potential new bachelors and Scheana and Kristen commit some seafood faux pas. Lala finally resurf

S5·E11 Core

The D Pic

Jan 16, 2017

Kristen upsets Brittany by using a picture of Jax's genitals in her comedy show. Meanwhile, Lala returns to SUR to apologize for missing Ariana's birthday, but Tom refuses to forgi

S5·E12 Core

Jax's Roast

Jan 23, 2017

Sandoval decides to celebrate his birthday with a "Fund-Rager" to raise money for a good cause; Scheana accuses James of cheating; Kristen hosts a roast for Jax; Katie decides to g

S5·E13 Core

Ambush

Jan 30, 2017

Schwartz tries to make peace between Ariana and Stassi, but Katie gets annoyed when Ariana refuses to play nice. Meanwhile, James is excited to play his biggest DJ set since being

S5·E14 Core

Into The Closet

Feb 6, 2017

Stassi gets some relationship advice from her little brother. Sandoval attempts to reignite his career by diving back into modeling and acting. Pandora throws Katie a spa day but t

S5·E15 Core

Beads, Beers and Tears

Feb 13, 2017

Scheana throws a pre-New Orleans pool party but when Tom and Katie's fighting reaches a new level, the group wonders if they should get married at all. Meanwhile, when Lisa allows

S5·E16 Core

Man Tears and Braziers

Feb 20, 2017

A gator tour with Ariana and the groomsmen has some bite when talk turns to Schwartz's relationship troubles. Also: Kristen hires a female stripper while the men dress in drag; and

S5·E17 Core

Drag Battle

Feb 27, 2017

The epic New Orleans blowout continues, with Schwartz and Sandoval fiercely refuting the cheating accusations. Stassi realizes her past fights with Katie caused her to miss a painf

S5·E18 Core

Regrets Only

Mar 6, 2017

Lisa declines to officiate Katie and Tom's wedding, which compels the couple to re-examine their entire relationship. Also: Stassi fumbles through her first blind date, and Lisa or

S5·E19 Core

Triple Trouble

Mar 13, 2017

When Lala makes a surprise return to SUR, Lisa makes it clear that her behavior will no longer be tolerated. With Katie and Tom's wedding just days away, Jax and Sandoval arrange t

S5·E20 Core

Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday

Mar 20, 2017

Katie and Tom's wedding is finally here and the whole group comes together to show their support. Jax and Tom give Schwartz the ultimate wedding surprise when they fly in his tripl

S5·E21 Mytharc

Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Schwartz

Mar 27, 2017

Lisa officiates the ceremony that only Katie and Tom could pull off. Jax re-evaluates his relationship, and Ariana considers taking her relationship to the next step. Lisa offers t

S5·E22 Core

Reunion (1)

Apr 3, 2017

Andy Cohen seeks the truth about the Kristen-and-Brittany hookup and Katie's attack on Schwartz's manhood; James addresses the cheating rumors; Lisa Vanderpump recalls celebrating

S5·E23 Mytharc

Reunion (2)

Apr 10, 2017

Andy Cohen talks to Lala about rumours she is dating a married man. Stassi's brother joins the reunion and Brittany expresses her anger with Kristen. Scheana confronts Katie about

S5·E24 Mytharc

Reunion Part Three

Apr 17, 2017

Andy Cohen finds out why Lisa initially refused to officiate Katie and Tom's wedding. James lashes out at Jax and Kristen, Ariana explains why she won't marry Sandoval, and Scheana