Tyler Perry's House of Payne: Season 1
Episodes
Bully and the Beast
Jun 6, 2007 · 30 min
Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.
I Can Cry If I Want To
Jun 6, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.
More Than Meets the Eye
Jun 13, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.
Busted
Jun 13, 2007 · 30 min
Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.
Lost and Found
Jun 20, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.
Down and Outted
Jun 20, 2007 · 30 min
Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out
No Money, Mo’ Problems
Jun 27, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the new
Just Say No
Jun 27, 2007 · 30 min
A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken televisi
Surprise, Surprise
Jul 4, 2007 · 30 min
Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.
Father Knows Best
Jul 4, 2007 · 30 min
Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.
I Keep Coming Up Short
Jul 11, 2007 · 30 min
Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.
The Buck Stops Here
Jul 11, 2007 · 30 min
The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her s
Wax On, Wax Off
Jul 18, 2007 · 30 min
Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.
Head of the Class
Jul 18, 2007 · 30 min
Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.
Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1
Jul 25, 2007 · 30 min
An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.
Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2
Jul 25, 2007 · 30 min
The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.
Cracking Under Pressure
Aug 1, 2007 · 30 min
Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
Club PCP
Aug 1, 2007 · 30 min
Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.
Sadly Mistaken
Aug 8, 2007 · 30 min
Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Mean
And Justice for All
Aug 8, 2007 · 30 min
Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.
I Got the Hook Up
Aug 15, 2007 · 30 min
Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.
Absolutely Positive
Aug 15, 2007 · 30 min
Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.
The Perfect Storm
Aug 22, 2007 · 30 min
The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and
Teacher's Pet
Aug 22, 2007 · 30 min
After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamst
Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1
Aug 29, 2007 · 30 min
Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.
Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2
Sep 5, 2007 · 30 min
Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.
Weeping May Endure for a Night
Sep 12, 2007 · 30 min
Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates
The Big Test
Sep 19, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.
Balancing Act
Sep 26, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
Why Can't We Be Friends
Oct 3, 2007 · 30 min
Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany d
Dog Day Afternoon
Oct 10, 2007 · 30 min
While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
New Beginnings
Oct 17, 2007 · 30 min
When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get
Heavy Petting
Oct 24, 2007 · 30 min
When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get
The Fast and the Furious
Oct 31, 2007 · 30 min
Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
Gone in 60 Seconds
Nov 7, 2007 · 30 min
Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to st
Lost Without U
Nov 14, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces
I Rest My Case
Nov 21, 2007 · 30 min
Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.
A House is Not a Home
Nov 28, 2007 · 30 min
C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and th
Home Alone
Dec 5, 2007 · 30 min
Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves
The Wench Who Saved Christmas
Dec 12, 2007 · 30 min
Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Ch
Trial by Fire: Part 1
Dec 19, 2007 · 30 min
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to pr
Trial by Fire: Part 2
Dec 26, 2007 · 30 min
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to pr
Trial by Fire: Part 3
Jan 2, 2008 · 30 min
As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.
Reality Check
Jan 9, 2008 · 30 min
The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect im
Piece of Mind
Jan 16, 2008 · 30 min
The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.
There's No Place Like Home
Jan 23, 2008 · 30 min
Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about ea
Mommie Dearest
Jan 30, 2008 · 30 min
C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival a
You Big Dummy
Feb 6, 2008 · 30 min
Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie
It's a Boy
Feb 13, 2008 · 30 min
Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.
No Payne, No Gain
Feb 20, 2008 · 30 min
Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt fo
Devil in a Blue Suit
Feb 27, 2008 · 30 min
Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanw
Bad Influence
Mar 5, 2008 · 30 min
Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.
Play on Playa
Mar 12, 2008 · 30 min
Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
It's Getting Hot in Here
Mar 19, 2008 · 30 min
C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
Don't Get It Twisted
Mar 26, 2008 · 30 min
The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.