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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Series 7

8 episodes Premiered Jan 12, 2008 Updated Oct 1, 2026
Previously on Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 6.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 7 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 7: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (5): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S7·E1 Mytharc

When Jonny Met Sharky

Jan 13, 2008 · 30 min

After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competiti

S7·E2 Core

Dabdaa!

Jan 20, 2008 · 30 min

Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.

S7·E3 Core

Homophobia Is Gay

Jan 27, 2008 · 30 min

Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.

S7·E4 Core

Dead Jonny Walking

Feb 10, 2008 · 30 min

Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet p

S7·E5 Core

Here Bums the Bride

Feb 17, 2008 · 30 min

Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.

S7·E6 Core

Six Months Later

Feb 24, 2008 · 30 min

Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.

S7·E7 Mytharc

African Death Face

Mar 2, 2008 · 30 min

Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner. Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.

S7·E8 Mytharc

Borry

Mar 9, 2008 · 30 min

Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip

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