Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 3

S3·E1 Mytharc

Munch

Feb 23, 2003

Janet says she won't marry Jonny until he's got a job, so he's goes looking, but nobody will have him! Gaz finds out he has a brother and Louise has lunch with Janet's ex boyfriend

S3·E2 Core

Fish

Mar 2, 2003

Gaz and Donna haven't had sex for a few days, and Donna gets a nasty shock when she comes home and see's what Gaz has done to himself! Jonny wants Janet to quit smoking to save a b

S3·E3 Core

Kangaroo

Mar 9, 2003

After a bit of thought and advice from her mum, and Janet, Donna decides that she should try something new with Gaz, but she doesn't realise he's gonna bring Munch home with him! J

S3·E4 Core

Beastiality

Mar 16, 2003

Louise is furious when she finds out that Donna once slept with David, but Donna's still the one who does the fighting! Janet decides that she and Jonny will have to get married wi

S3·E5 Core

Hospikal

Mar 23, 2003

Jonny goes to see Janet's dad to beg for his permission for their wedding, and discovers he has a secret, but its a bit of a different secret to the one he tells Janet! Munch finds

S3·E6 Core

Dresses, Dresses, Dresses

Mar 30, 2003

The girls go shopping for Janet's wedding dress, and Louise and Donna cause a bit of trouble, especially for Janet! Gaz and Jonny discover a new kind of beer with a bit of a differ

S3·E7 Core

Fockin' Mokky Bokka

Apr 6, 2003

Jonny gets a job and an offer he can't refuse, Gaz and Donna are kept up all night, and David has tips for Louise on how to cope with growing up.

S3·E8 Core

Jammy Dodgers

Apr 13, 2003

Janet tries to get passionate with Jonny, while Gaz wants Donna to go out so he can get passionate with himself.

S3·E9 Mytharc

Dump

Apr 20, 2003

Gaz gives Munch lessons in handling women, Jonny shows Donna how to get what she wants for freem while Louise gets an annoying social conscience.

S3·E10 Mytharc

Schluballybub

Apr 27, 2003

Gaz's backside is a cause for concern, while Janet has second thoughts about Jonny.