Two and a Half Men: Season 5
Two and a Half Men Season 5 continues the overarching saga across 19 episodes. The American comedy television series, which was broadcast by the CBS television network from 2003 to 2015, features supporting roles played by Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, and Melanie Lynskey.
Season 5 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- The series centers on two adults and one kid.
- A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt.
- The American comedy television series was broadcast by the CBS television network from 2003 to 2015.
- Supporting roles are played by Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, and Melanie Lynskey.
Season overview
Two and a Half Men Season 5 continues the overarching saga across 19 episodes. The American comedy television series, which was broadcast by the CBS television network from 2003 to 2015, features supporting roles played by Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, and Melanie Lynskey.
Episode Guide
Season 5 Progress Shield
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 2007 · 20 min
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 1, 2007 · 22 min
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 8, 2007 · 21 min
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfrien
City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 2007 · 22 min
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 2007 · 22 min
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 2007 · 21 min
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 5, 2007 · 20 min
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 2007 · 20 min
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Nov 19, 2007 · 20 min
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 2007 · 22 min
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 2008 · 22 min
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 2008 · 22 min
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 2008 · 20 min
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 2008 · 22 min
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 2008 · 21 min
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 2008 · 22 min
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 2008 · 21 min
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 2008 · 22 min
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.