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Tosh.0: Season 9

30 episodes Premiered Feb 7, 2017 Updated Oct 24, 2026
Previously on Tosh.0

Season 9 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Tosh.0 Season 8.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 9 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 9: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (5): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (25): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S9·E1 Mytharc

Nut Shot Zach

Feb 7, 2017 · 21 min

A man busts his own balls, Tosh.0 fans troll a Comedy Central executive, and Daniel demonstrates what nine years of stealing office supplies can get you.

S9·E2 Core

Drone Wife Cheat

Feb 14, 2017 · 21 min

A dog trots out its prettiest outfit, a man takes the high-tech route while tailing his wife, and Daniel gets in a question at a White House press briefing.

S9·E3 Core

Blind Film Critic

Feb 21, 2017 · 21 min

Dinner theater turns avant-garde, Daniel talks movies with a critic who can't see, and a roof jumper suffers a major setback.

S9·E4 Core

Spiritual Tasha Mama

Feb 28, 2017 · 21 min

A communications director gets a little too handsy, YouTube's most prominent breastfeeder bares her soul, and an Alabama driver goes off-road.

S9·E5 Core

Mark V

Mar 7, 2017 · 21 min

A man gets friendly with a beehive, a music producer with dubious credentials shows off his crib, and Daniel loses to a girl.

S9·E6 Core

Blix the Merman

Mar 14, 2017 · 21 min

A guy who dresses up as a merman fields Daniel’s questions about his long-term plans and the ethics of dating two-leggers.

S9·E7 Core

Forever Leather

Mar 21, 2017 · 21 min

Suburban kids test the limits of a trampoline, a leather salesman speaks his mind, and Daniel takes down some local restaurants.

S9·E8 Core

Buff Correll

Mar 28, 2017 · 21 min

A little girl pisses off the wrong monkey, a gun safety trainer makes a fool of himself, and the rich stick it to the poor.

S9·E9 Core

Jedi Realist

Apr 4, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel discusses "Star Wars" with an intergalactic geek; awards the worst place in the U.S.; and watches animals experiment on each other.

S9·E10 Mytharc

Football-to-the-Face Girl

Apr 11, 2017 · 21 min

Strange sights abound at the Thailand Piercing Festival, a college student takes a football to the face, and Daniel reveals some surprising behind-the-scenes secrets.

S9·E11 Core

Ricky Berwick

Jun 6, 2017 · 21 min

A young man finds a mischievous use for mustard, Daniel guest stars on a wild YouTube star's new TV show, and the Tosh.0 staff takes fidget spinning to the next level.

S9·E12 Core

Golf Fight

Jun 13, 2017 · 21 min

Two golfers get into an embarrassing fight, an army of naked women shows how to stage a protest, and Daniel throws himself a gender reveal party.

S9·E13 Mytharc

Arrested for Pranks

Jun 20, 2017 · 21 min

A prankster gets in trouble with the law, a boy unleashes a blood-curdling battle cry, and Daniel reveals why you shouldn't shoot a refrigerator full of explosives.

S9·E14 Core

Singing Math Teacher

Jun 27, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel unveils some responsible drinking games and reminds us why alligators are dangerous, and a former math teacher channels his inner rock star.

S9·E15 Core

On Da River

Jul 11, 2017 · 21 min

A religious guy explains the mathematical significance of ketchup, a man has a rematch with a rope swing, and Daniel goes angling with the hosts of an unusual fishing show.

S9·E16 Core

Larry Enticer

Jul 18, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel shakes up summer pool parties, turns a sad little girl's frown upside down and welcomes a visit from Denim Danger.

S9·E17 Core

Breatharian

Jul 25, 2017 · 21 min

An extremely curvy man lubes up, a guy draws a penis with his voice, and Daniel sits down with a guru who eats air.

S9·E18 Core

Long Leg Girl

Aug 1, 2017 · 21 min

A dangerous new trend sweeps public golf courses, a raccoon turns out to be less than friendly, and Daniel works out with a woman who may have the longest legs in America.

S9·E19 Core

UCF Baseball Player

Aug 8, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel takes a tone-deaf pitcher out to a ball game, meets the internet's premier animal impressionist and discovers a new method to stop fights in the office.

S9·E20 Core

Tosh.Oh That's What They're Up To Now, Pt. 5

Aug 15, 2017 · 21 min

Coating a man in cinnamon turns out to be a terrible idea, a funeral gets the rave treatment, and Daniel catches up with Web Redemption recipients from years past.

S9·E21 Core

Zakar Twins

Sep 19, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel discusses foot care, sits down with Iraqi twin brothers Michael and Zach Zakar and gets his fashion choices shamed by his audience.

S9·E22 Core

Chop and Steele

Sep 26, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel sits down with a pair of fake fitness experts, puts his rope swing away for the winter and tries to seduce naked tree lovers.

S9·E23 Core

Tourette's Comedian

Oct 3, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel sits down with a comedian who has Tourette's syndrome, discovers a hypnotizing new sport and starts a height war with his fellow celebrities.

S9·E24 Core

Spidergirl

Oct 10, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel taps into the psyche of a death-defying urban explorer, attempts a freestyle rap and discovers a new use for drones.

S9·E25 Core

Nino Brown

Oct 17, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel shows he's quicker than a bear, proves ketchup is good on everything and talks to Miami-based rapper and philosopher Nino Brown about women and grapes.

S9·E26 Core

Poppa Pipes

Oct 24, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel learns about a risque way to play with lasers, helps men with their Instagram photos and asks fitness buff Poppa Pipes about his unique style.

S9·E27 Core

Lactatia

Oct 31, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel sits down with nine-year-old drag queen Lactatia, hosts the disgusting game show "What's in Your Body?" and highlights inventive ways to carve a pumpkin.

S9·E28 Core

Mississippi State Fan

Nov 7, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel meets a dedicated MSU cowbell ringer, introduces a responsible way to help out children and puts his efforts into raising money for a cat's butthole.

S9·E29 Mytharc

ASMR Thanksgiving

Nov 14, 2017 · 21 min

A moth terrorizes an innocent gas station employee, celebrities pretend to be relatable, and Daniel celebrates Thanksgiving with an ASMR artist who loves to eat on camera.

S9·E30 Mytharc

Best of Season 9

Nov 21, 2017 · 21 min

Daniel takes on skateboarders, revisits the best moments of Season 9 and stars in his very own Hallmark Channel Christmas movie.

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