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The Simpsons: Season 13

22 episodes Premiered Nov 6, 2001 Updated Oct 2, 2026
Previously on The Simpsons

Season 13 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of The Simpsons Season 12.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 13 Episodes

Episode Guide

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S13·E1 Mytharc

Treehouse of Horror XII

Nov 6, 2001 · 23 min

In the twelfth Treehouse of Horror episode: Hex and the City – While on a day trip through Ethnictown, Homer's bumbling catches the ire of a gypsy, who curses Homer's family and f

S13·E2 Core

The Parent Rap

Nov 11, 2001 · 23 min

Bart gets in trouble for joyriding in a police car, but feels confident he will be let off by Judge Snyder. However, Snyder goes on vacation before ruling his verdict and is replac

S13·E3 Core

Homer the Moe

Nov 18, 2001 · 23 min

Moe becomes depressed and decides to return to bartending school so he can re-evaluate himself. He meets an old teacher, who suggests that Moe try improving his bar, which might ma

S13·E4 Core

A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Dec 2, 2001 · 23 min

Homer becomes a fortune cookie writer for a Chinatown restaurant. Mr. Burns reads one of Homer's fortunes, which says that the reader will find love before Flag Day is over. Burns

S13·E5 Core

The Blunder Years

Dec 9, 2001 · 23 min

After tricking Marge into thinking an advertising spokesman is coming to visit her, Homer takes Marge and the rest of the family to a restaurant. A hypnotist uses his powers on Hom

S13·E6 Core

She of Little Faith

Dec 16, 2001 · 23 min

After Homer and Bart's model rocket damages the church, Mr. Burns makes a deal to commercialize the church in return for paying for the damages. Lisa becomes disgusted at what the

S13·E7 Core

Brawl in the Family

Jan 6, 2002 · 23 min

A social worker is assigned to make the Simpson family functional after they get arrested for fighting while playing Monopoly. He helps them learn how to work together and function

S13·E8 Core

Sweets and Sour Marge

Jan 20, 2002 · 23 min

Springfield is officially declared the World's Fattest Town after an attempt to break a world record lands everyone on top of a truck scale. Out of embarrassment and disgust, Marge

S13·E9 Core

Jaws Wired Shut

Jan 27, 2002 · 23 min

A jaw injury from colliding with a new town statue turns Homer into a better listener while recuperating with his jaws wired shut, but once the wires come off, Homer does not go ba

S13·E10 Core

Half-Decent Proposal

Feb 10, 2002 · 23 min

Homer develops a snoring problem, so Marge decides to spend a night with her sisters Patty and Selma. After a night of drinking, Marge sees a news report about her ex-prom date Art

S13·E11 Core

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Feb 17, 2002 · 23 min

Bart befriends Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. She has a crush on Bart, but he does not seem to realize it and eventually stops seeing her. Seeking revenge, Greta begins dating

S13·E12 Core

The Lastest Gun in the West

Feb 24, 2002 · 23 min

While running away from a vicious dog, Bart meets Buck McCoy, a former Western film star. Bart begins hanging out with him and starts to idolize him. Bart wants to help McCoy stage

S13·E13 Core

The Old Man and the Key

Mar 10, 2002 · 22 min

Grampa falls in love with Zelda, a woman who has an interest in men who can drive. He decides to get his driver's license back, but is ignorant to Homer and Marge's concerns that s

S13·E14 Core

Tales from the Public Domain

Mar 17, 2002 · 23 min

When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that is years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and reads three stories: The Odyssey (where Homer and

S13·E15 Core

Blame It on Lisa

Mar 31, 2002 · 23 min

When Homer gets the family's telephone service cut off for refusing to pay for calls made to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Lisa confesses that she was the one who called Rio after sponso

S13·E16 Core

Weekend at Burnsie's

Apr 7, 2002 · 23 min

Homer is prescribed medicinal marijuana after getting pecked in the eyes by a murder of crows. While his family and friends worry about the drug altering his personality, Homer bec

S13·E17 Filler

Gump Roast

Apr 21, 2002 · 22 min

In this clip show episode, Homer is honored at a Friars' Club Roast. A number of characters show up to roast him, but the celebrating is interrupted by Kang and Kodos, who say that

S13·E18 Core

I Am Furious (Yellow)

Apr 28, 2002 · 23 min

Inspired by a cartoonist who speaks at the school as part of a career day assembly, Bart creates a comic book series based on Homer and his anger problems, which turns into a popul

S13·E19 Core

The Sweetest Apu

May 5, 2002 · 22 min

Homer and Marge discover that Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady at the Kwik-E-Mart. They decide to keep Apu's wife Manjula from finding out about it. However,

S13·E20 Core

Little Girl in the Big Ten

May 12, 2002 · 23 min

Lisa tries to fit in with two college students by lying about her age. She finds that the college atmosphere is perfect for her, but her lie is soon discovered and she is shunned b

S13·E21 Mytharc

The Frying Game

May 19, 2002 · 22 min

While faced with community service for abusing an endangered insect, Homer begins assisting an elderly woman named Mrs. Bellamy. One night, Mrs. Bellamy is murdered, and Homer and

S13·E22 Mytharc

Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

May 22, 2002 · 23 min

Homer starts a security company with Lenny and Carl after the police are ineffective during a blackout, and eventually Mayor Quimby decides to have them replace the police. Homer f

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