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The Red Green Show: Season 14: The Geezer Years: Two

19 episodes Premiered Oct 1, 2004 Updated Sep 27, 2026
Previously on The Red Green Show

Season 14 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Red Green Show Season 13.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 14 Episodes

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Season 14: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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S14·E1 Mytharc

Red's Hot Sauce

Oct 1, 2004

Special Guest – Colin Mochrie Red used a carpet roll on a forklift to paint a barn. Red creates his own spicy barbecue sauce that turns out to be made partly of jet fuel so he tur

S14·E2 Core

Life Is A Circus

Oct 8, 2004

The men put on a circus to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Lodge. Harold is the human cannonball. Red does a giant stir fry in a satellite dish. The men attempt to rap rats i

S14·E3 Core

Once More To The Well

Oct 15, 2004

The well runs dry in Possum Lodge and Harold suggests that they should hook up to the town's water main; Walter and Harold milk cows; Winston goes on a blind date.; Red talks about

S14·E4 Core

The Statue

Oct 22, 2004

Red knocks over a historic statue downtown and must replace it. Harold, Bill and Walter have an adventure with hammocks. Red combines a boat trailer and a K-car to make a boat laun

S14·E5 Core

False Idol

Nov 7, 2004

Red converts a furnace into a dry cleaning machine. Harold tries out for a Canadian Idol type reality show. The boys turn boat launching into an adventure. Red uses the old town cl

S14·E6 Core

Harold's One And Only

Nov 12, 2004

Red thinks Harold is spending way too much time with his girlfriend Bonnie and gets them to take a week off. Red invents a way to put a week's worth of dog food out at a time. Walt

S14·E7 Core

The Grapes Of Wrath

Nov 19, 2004

The men use the next door neighbour's grapes to make their own wine. Red makes a flintlock musket out of some eavestrough and a can of whipped cream. Bill and Walter try to re-poin

S14·E8 Core

The Lodge Election

Nov 26, 2004

The men find out that Red has been breaking the rules of the Lodge Charter and an election is called to pick a new leader. A new guy, Blair Cobden, comes on the show to promote his

S14·E9 Core

Ticket To Fame

Dec 3, 2004

Red owes Harold fifty dollars and repays him with a lottery ticket. Ed Frid is too afraid to use a real animal so he does his segment with a puppet. Red makes a homemade jeep using

S14·E10 Core

Stay Tuned

Dec 10, 2004

When the government erects a building that blocks the Lodge satellite signal, the men build a huge tower for their satellite dish. Red uses dryer hoses to make the Possum Van more

S14·E11 Core

The Butter Man

Dec 16, 2004

Red and Harold work through the difficulties that arise from giving someone an inappropriate Christmas gift. Red demonstrates elaborate gift detecting techniques so you can find ou

S14·E12 Core

Red Green Insurance

Jan 14, 2005

Bothered by the high cost and poor coverage offered by the insurance company, Red decides to personally insure the Lodge. Red turns a treadmill into a heavy duty belt sander. Harol

S14·E13 Core

Lodge Luau

Jan 21, 2005

In an attempt to attract tourists, Harold convinces the men to have a Hawaiian theme weekend. Surprisingly, it doesn't go well. Red recycles assorted pieces of junk in very creativ

S14·E14 Core

Hoard Of The Flies

Jan 28, 2005

The Lodge is being swarmed by flies just as an antique road show-type crew comes to town to appraise everyone's valuables. Red makes a vehicle out of old hospital equipment. Bill a

S14·E15 Core

A Shot In The Dark

Feb 4, 2005

Red and Harold contract an extremely contagious virus and have to give each other flu shots. Red devises a way to throw garbage out the van window without littering. Harold injures

S14·E16 Core

Bye Bye Bonnie

Feb 11, 2005

Harold is upset because his girlfriend is seen around town with another guy. Red uses a snowblower to make applesauce. The men have a run-in with a skunk. Edgar Montrose designs a

S14·E17 Core

Fishy Canusa Games

Feb 18, 2005

Harold freaks out when a Lodge from the United States challenges the men to a fishing contest. Red devises a way to cool car seats in the summer using fire extinguishers. Bill and

S14·E18 Mytharc

The Possum Drop

Feb 25, 2005

Harold is upset about possible animal abuse and volunteers to replace the possum for the annual Possum Drop. Red builds a bicycle that even a man can ride. Bill, Walter and Mike ta

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