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The Red Green Show: Season 13: The Geezer Years: One

20 episodes Premiered Dec 31, 2001 Updated Sep 27, 2026
Previously on The Red Green Show

Season 13 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Red Green Show Season 12.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 13 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 13: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (17): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S13·E1 Mytharc

You've Got Oil

Dec 31, 2001

The Lodge makes a deal with a major oil company to allow them to run a pipeline through oil property. Red makes a jet boat out of drainage hoses. Bill and Walter turn putting up a

S13·E2 Core

The Drive-Thru

Oct 24, 2003

A delivery truck full of burgers flips over and turns the Lodge into a Drive Thru. Red makes a futuristic hybrid gas electric car out of two golf carts and a couple of satellite d

S13·E3 Core

School Demo

Oct 31, 2003

The men of Possum Lodge get to tear down the local Public School and have deep emotional reactions. Red converts an old car into a yard clock. All of the steaks go missing in a bar

S13·E4 Core

Change Will Do You Good

Nov 7, 2003

The guys use Winston's septic truck to pump all the coins out of the town wishing well. Red makes a huge Swiss army knife out of a couple of windsurfing boards. Walter and Bill hav

S13·E5 Core

The Earring

Nov 14, 2003

Rumours run rampant at the Lodge when Winston gets an earring. Instead of beef jerky, Red decides to make turkey jerky. Red and Walter use dynamite to try to remove an old tree stu

S13·E6 Core

Mailbox Wars

Nov 21, 2003

The men at the Lodge try to capture the teenagers who are smashing all the mailboxes in the Possum Lake area. Red converts a bicycle into a barbecue rotisserie. Walter loses a cano

S13·E7 Core

The String Ball

Nov 28, 2003

Dalton looks like he's got a great chance of winning this year's biggest ball of string contest. Red makes a heavy-duty garbage disposal to get rid of car parts and assorted yard j

S13·E8 Core

The Spelling Bee

Dec 5, 2003

The men of the Lodge decide to submit a couple of entrants into a spelling contest with a thousand dollar prize. Red uses ceiling fans to improve his car's gas mileage. Hap recount

S13·E9 Core

Pay It Forward

Dec 12, 2003

The men try to re-instate their unemployment benefits by pretending to work for each other for money. Red designs a car that can be driven with driver in full recline. Edgar Montro

S13·E10 Core

Possum Day

Jan 2, 2004

Instead of Ground Hog Day, the Lodge members celebrate Possum Day where a possum predicts how nuch longer summer will last. Red uses an industrial vacuum to subtly suck vegetables

S13·E11 Core

The Boat Ramp

Jan 9, 2004

Rather than clean out the existing boat ramp, Red creates a way to fling a boat over the scrap and land it in the lake. The men have an adventure saving a Lodge rowboat in a flood.

S13·E12 Core

Comrade Harold

Jan 16, 2004

Harold agrees to take part in a University experiment to convert the Possum Lake community to communism. Red makes a garbage compactor out of a garage door opener. Ed Frid brings a

S13·E13 Core

Spokesman Red

Jan 23, 2004

Red makes an incorrect assumption when he gets hired as a spokesman for a major corporation. Hap discusses his experience with cryogenics. The men have an adventure with a hi-lo te

S13·E14 Core

The Chain Letter

Jan 30, 2004

Harold convinces the guys at the Lodge to make money by sending out lots and lots of chain letters. Red uses mailboxes and a central vac to create an in-house messenger service. Mi

S13·E15 Core

The Women's Circle

Feb 6, 2004

When the men notice all the women are missing, they discover that the ladies have formed a Women's Circle where they meet and discuss their lives. Red customizes an old van to make

S13·E16 Core

Ranger Harold

Feb 13, 2004

Harold fills in for Ranger Gord while he's on sick leave, leaving Uncle Red alone and lonely at the Lodge. Red converts an old portable record player into a pizza maker. Bill and W

S13·E17 Core

The Sinkhole

Feb 20, 2004

The Lodge leans way over as it begins to sink into the ground. Red customizes his car with old kitchen fixtures. The men have an adventure playing broom ball with leaf blowers and

S13·E18 Core

Cyber Girl

Feb 27, 2004

Harold meets a girl on the Internet and they arrange to get together at the Lodge. Red shows us how he comes up with all of his wacky project ideas. Walter takes a novelty photo of

S13·E19 Mytharc

Hindsight Is 20/20

Mar 10, 2004 · 60 min

The men reminisce about their time at the Lodge.

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