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The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 5

22 episodes Premiered Jun 2, 2013
Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (6): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (16): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Garden State of Emergency

Jun 2, 2013

The wives' holiday homes are in ruins after Hurricane Sandy, Jacqueline faces her son's diagnosis of autism, and Caroline's shocking offer to Joe Gorga could push the wives toward

S5·E2 Core

A Manzo of Her Word

Jun 9, 2013

Melissa considers selling her house and moving. Meanwhile, Kathy is tested by her son and her husband; the Lauritas host a poker night; and Caroline and Teresa square off in a fier

S5·E3 Core

It's My Party and I'll Fight If I Want To

Jun 16, 2013

Teresa's father goes to the ICU just as the family gears up for a birthday party. Elsewhere, tension grows between Kathy and Teresa; Caroline returns to an unkempt mansion; and a w

S5·E4 Core

Gym Rats

Jun 23, 2013

Melissa's past is comes back to haunt her. Kathy hosts a birthday celebration for her daughter and husband. Teresa becomes emotional after she runs into her brother while out.

S5·E5 Core

Everything Is Coming Up Rosie

Jun 30, 2013

Jacqueline meets with the doctor to discuss her son's medical issues. Melissa and Joe fight over rumors Teresa has been saying. Caroline feels that her children are becoming too mu

S5·E6 Core

Drinking With the Enemy

Jul 7, 2013

Rumors about cheating spread. Meanwhile, Teresa plans a healing retreat, where she may have to face Jacqueline, and Kathy attempts to elude all the drama.

S5·E7 Core

When Joes Collide

Jul 14, 2013

The ladies head to Lake George; Teresa prepares to confront Jacqueline; a relationship-building exercise goes awry and threatens to destroy the whole group.

S5·E8 Core

Scum One, Scum All

Jul 21, 2013

Teresa's husband and brother fight; Caroline tries to keep the family together.

S5·E9 Core

On Thin Guid-Ice

Jul 28, 2013

Teresa, her brother and their spouses see a relationship expert; Caroline has a surprising healing agenda.

S5·E10 Core

Best Frenemies Forever

Aug 4, 2013

Tessa and Jacqueline come face to face; Caroline's husband makes a shocking demand; Melissa and Joe get an offer.

S5·E11 Core

Children of the Scorned

Aug 11, 2013

Joe spends time with his goddaughter; Teresa hosts a charity event and confronts Jacqueline; Jacqueline makes an impulsive decision that has her family worried.

S5·E12 Core

Hair-binger of Doom

Aug 18, 2013

An article about Melissa's marriage causes problems; Jacqueline returns from L.A.; Kathy questions her partnership with Rich.

S5·E13 Core

Spaghetti Western & Meatballs

Aug 25, 2013

The ladies go to Arizona to celebrate Melissa's birthday; Jacqueline struggles to mend her relationship with Teresa; Kathy receives a message from another realm.

S5·E14 Mytharc

Horse Whisper to a Scream

Sep 1, 2013

Unorthodox therapy opens old wounds and leaves Caroline in tears; Melissa and Jacqueline face their trust issues; Teresa's husband reveals something shocking.

S5·E15 Core

Zen Things I Hate About You

Sep 8, 2013

A high-wire course is a trust test for Teresa and Melissa; Teresa and Jacqueline grow closer; Caroline and Kathy intervene when tensions boil over between Teresa and her brother.

S5·E16 Core

The Blonde Drops a Bombshell

Sep 15, 2013

Jacqueline faces her fear of public speaking; Caroline debates on selling her family home; an unsettling secret surfaces.

S5·E17 Core

Hair We Go Again

Sep 22, 2013

Caroline's boys open their new restaurant; Melissa goes to Orlando for a live radio performance; Teresa and Jacqueline face their enemies at the opening of their boutique.

S5·E18 Core

Salon, Farewell

Sep 29, 2013

Someone new gets involved in a confrontation, Teresa tries to clear her name, and Kathy, Jacqueline and Caroline focus on their own families.

S5·E19 Mytharc

Reunion (Part 1)

Oct 6, 2013

The season's most talked-about moments with Joe Guidice and Joe Gorga.

S5·E20 Mytharc

Reunion (part 2)

Oct 13, 2013

Teresa and Joe speak about the charges they're faced with; Rosie shares her experience; the ladies discuss the season.

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