The Osbournes: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
There Goes the Neighborhood
Mar 5, 2002
Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.
Bark at the Moon
Mar 12, 2002
The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.
For the Record
Mar 19, 2002
Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Mar 26, 2002
The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.
Tour of Duty
Apr 2, 2002
As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.
Trouble in Paradise
Apr 9, 2002
After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.
Get Stuffed
Apr 16, 2002
After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.
No Vagrancy
Apr 23, 2002
Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.
A Very Ozzy Christmas
Apr 30, 2002
As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neig
Dinner with Ozzy
May 7, 2002
In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.