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The Only Way Is Essex: Season 5

10 episodes Premiered Apr 15, 2012 Updated Oct 17, 2026

The fifth series of the British semi-reality television programme The Only Way Is Essex began airing on 15 April 2012 on ITV2. The programme follows the lives, loves, and scandals of a group of real-life guys and girls living in Essex, capturing their happenings at glamorous locations such as nail bars, nightclubs, and salons. During this tenth-episode run, cast member Lauren Goodger appeared in the first five episod

Previously on The Only Way Is Essex

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ The series is a British semi-reality television programme set in Essex, England, that combines elements of a soap opera and a reality show.
  • ⚡ The programme follows the lives, loves, and scandals of a group of real-life Essex guys and girls.
  • ⚡ Cast members meet up at various glamorous locations including nail bars, nightclubs, and salons.
  • ⚡ Episodes feature action filmed just a few days previously, showing real people in modified situations saying unscripted lines in a structured way.
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Season overview

The fifth series of the British semi-reality television programme The Only Way Is Essex began airing on 15 April 2012 on ITV2. The programme follows the lives, loves, and scandals of a group of real-life guys and girls living in Essex, capturing their happenings at glamorous locations such as nail bars, nightclubs, and salons. During this tenth-episode run, cast member Lauren Goodger appeared in the first five episodes before being suspended from the show, subsequently returning in episode 9. The series concluded its main broadcast on 27 May 2012. Following the conclusion of the series, an hour-long special following the cast in Marbella aired on 13 June 2012. The show utilizes a format where real people are placed in modified situations, speaking unscripted lines in a structured way, with action filmed just a few days prior to broadcast.

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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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S5·E1 Mytharc

Episode 1

Apr 15, 2012 · 60 min

Joey moves into a bachelor pad with new flatmate Tom, and Lauren Goodger opens up about her weight struggles to Lydia. Arg unveils his latest look, and also throw a marathon bene

S5·E2 Mytharc

Episode 2

Apr 18, 2012 · 60 min

Joey relaunches his Reem night with a bang, and Cara and Mick spend the day together. Gemma reveals what happened on her date with Charlie, while Arg trains for the London marathon

S5·E3 Core

Episode 3

Apr 22, 2012 · 60 min

Arg, Billie and Cara continue their marathon training with the help of Ricardo, while Mario and Ricky tease Little Chris over his failed attempt at chatting up Frankie. Elsewhere

S5·E4 Core

Episode 4

Apr 25, 2012 · 60 min

Arg, Billie and Cara take part in the London Marathon, while Bobby receives plastic-surgery advice from Chloe and Lauren P. Charlie has a heart-to-heart with Gemma after she is r

S5·E5 Core

Episode 5

Apr 29, 2012 · 60 min

Billie, Cara and Arg recover after completing the London Marathon. Chloe's daughter Madison spends her birthday at the farm, and Lucy and Mario celebrate their one-year anniversary

S5·E6 Core

Episode 6

May 13, 2012 · 60 min

Mick celebrates his birthday with a Las Vegas themed birthday party at the Sugar Hut, Tom P asks Lauren P out on a wine tasting date.

S5·E7 Mytharc

Episode 7

May 16, 2012 · 60 min

Sam throws a dinner party, while Gemma reveals her new mystery man. Tom P and Lauren P go on a date at a vineyard and Cara and Billie go on the warpath with Arg over their argume

S5·E8 Core

Episode 8

May 20, 2012 · 60 min

The girl Tom K has been texting is revealed, causing some unhappiness. Joey is in trouble with Sam, and Nanny Pat gets new dentures. Plus, the gossip after Lauren P and Tom P's ro

S5·E9 Mytharc

Episode 9

May 23, 2012 · 60 min

Gemma confronts Charlie in the ultimate showdown over Gemma confronting Charlie on his sexuality. Sam and Joey decide to give their relationship another go.

S5·E10 Mytharc

Episode 10

May 27, 2012 · 60 min

Lauren Goodger confronts Tom P about his lie to Lauren Pope and she also revealed she has reached out to Jessica to make amends and misses Lauren Pope's friendship. Also, during a

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