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The New Adventures of Old Christine: Season 1

13 episodes Premiered Mar 13, 2006 Updated Jul 19, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

Pilot

Mar 13, 2006 · 30 min

Christine's 8-year-old son, Ritchie has been accepted into a posh private school where Christine encounters two snooty class moms, Marly and Lindsay, who can't seem to grasp the co

S1·E2

Supertramp

Mar 13, 2006 · 30 min

When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to mee

S1·E3

Open Water

Mar 20, 2006 · 30 min

When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her ow

S1·E4

One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus

Mar 27, 2006 · 30 min

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages

S1·E5

I'll Show You Mine

Apr 3, 2006 · 30 min

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or won't she? Let him in the house, that is, to meet her son, Ritchie. She eventually re

S1·E6

The Other F Word

Apr 10, 2006 · 30 min

Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his private school.

S1·E7

Long Days Journey Into Stan

Apr 17, 2006 · 30 min

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best frie

S1·E8

Teach Your Children Well

Apr 24, 2006 · 30 min

Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's 9th birthday, his first involving other children from his new private school. Recoiling from sticker shock aft

S1·E9

Ritchie Has Two Mommies

May 1, 2006 · 30 min

Christine tries not to have a meltdown when her ex-husband, Richard, brings his "new" Christine with him to pick up Ritchie and take him to breakfast so that they can get to know o

S1·E10

No Fault Divorce

May 8, 2006 · 30 min

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads

S1·E11

Exile on Lame Street

May 15, 2006 · 30 min

Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll

S1·E12

Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

May 22, 2006 · 21 min

Shut out once again by the cliquey, judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine runs into a down-to-earth working woman, Belinda, who invites her over for a drink after work. Be

S1·E13

A Fair to Remember (1)

May 22, 2006 · 22 min

Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a