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The League: Season 5

13 episodes Premiered Sep 4, 2013 Updated Oct 1, 2026
Previously on The League

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of The League Season 4.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (9): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

The Bachelor Draft

Sep 4, 2013 · 22 min

The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at t

S5·E2 Core

The Von Nowzick Wedding

Sep 11, 2013 · 22 min

The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

S5·E3 Core

Chalupa vs. The Cutlet

Sep 18, 2013 · 22 min

Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control

S5·E4 Mytharc

Rafi and Dirty Randy

Sep 25, 2013 · 22 min

When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

S5·E5 Core

The Bye Week

Oct 2, 2013 · 22 min

Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

S5·E6 Core

Heavy Petting

Oct 9, 2013 · 22 min

Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business; Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle; Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.

S5·E7 Core

The Bringer Show

Oct 16, 2013 · 22 min

Andre takes a stand up class; Jenny joins a women's investment club; Pete plays Ruxin with two open slots on his team.

S5·E8 Core

Flowers for Taco

Oct 23, 2013 · 22 min

Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never bee

S5·E9 Core

The Automatic Faucet

Oct 30, 2013 · 22 min

Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

S5·E10 Core

The Near Death Flex-perience

Nov 6, 2013 · 22 min

Taco opens a pubic barber shop. Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny. Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Rux

S5·E11 Core

The Credit Card Alert

Nov 13, 2013 · 22 min

Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.

S5·E12 Mytharc

Baby Geoffrey Jesus

Nov 20, 2013 · 22 min

Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be; Andre tries a long con; Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

S5·E13 Mytharc

The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah

Nov 20, 2013 · 22 min

The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line; Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago; Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca; TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo

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