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The Hills: Season 5

20 episodes Premiered Apr 6, 2009
Previously on The Hills

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Hills Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (17): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Don't Cry on Your Birthday

Apr 6, 2009

Lauren lands in tears during her surprise birthday party when Heidi rocks the boat by showing up uninvited. Plus, Spencer takes a swing at Stephanie's ex-boyfriend, Cameron.

S5·E2 Core

Everything Happens for a Reason

Apr 6, 2009

Heidi and Spencer evaluate their relationship after the bar scene and Lauren scolds Stephanie for pushing Heidi on her.

S5·E3 Core

I'm Done With You

Apr 13, 2009

After Heidi catches Spencer at a nightclub with Stacie the bartender, she demands they go to couple's therapy. Plus, Lauren puts her reputation on the line when she gets Stephanie

S5·E4 Core

Crazy In Love

Apr 20, 2009

As Audrina tries to get over Justin, she sees Brody in a new light. Plus, Heidi drags Spencer to couples' therapy and Stephanie has a hard time handling work at People's Revolution

S5·E5 Core

I Always Had A Little Crush

Apr 27, 2009

Things heat up between Audrina and Brody in Hawaii and Heidi's ex-boyfriend, Colby comes for a visit.

S5·E6 Core

Playmates Bring The Drama

May 4, 2009

The gang make their return to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Brody and Audrina deal the repercussions from their hookup in Hawaii.

S5·E7 Core

Keep Your Enemies Closer

May 11, 2009

Lauren is put into an awkward situation after Stephanie messes up at work. Meanwhile, Justin calls out Audrina for hooking up with Brody.

S5·E8 Core

Father Of The Bride

May 18, 2009

Spencer has an important question to ask Heidi's father when he comes for a visit. Meanwhile, Lauren make the decision to fire Stephanie from People's Revolution.

S5·E9 Core

Hi Lauren, It's Spencer...

May 25, 2009

Spenser is asked by Heidi to make amends with Lauren in hopes that she'll attend their wedding. Elsewhere, a recently fired Stephanie has a run-in with Kelly Cutrone, her former bo

S5·E10 Core

Something Old, Something New

May 31, 2009

Heidi and Spencer head down the aisle and two unexpected guests manage to attend the ceremony.

S5·E11 Core

It's On Bitch!

Sep 29, 2009

Kristin makes a big first impression in The Hills when she gets in a fight with two different women over one guy, works her way to queen bee status and lands a hot date with a moto

S5·E12 Core

Mess With Me, I Mess With You

Oct 6, 2009

Kristin kicks her pursuit of Justin into high gear after Audrina blows her off, while Heidi and Spencer's opposing views on kids causes trouble.

S5·E13 Core

Strike One

Oct 13, 2009

Justin doesn't show up at Brody's party and Audrina has a new target.

S5·E14 Core

Old Habits Die Hard

Oct 20, 2009

Justin tries to make up with Kristin. Heidi thinks something is wrong with Holly.

S5·E15 Core

Sorry Boo, Strike Two

Oct 27, 2009

Heidi and Stephanie sit Holly down for an intervention when she continues drinking. Plus, Kristin gets upset with Justin's head games and Brody and Jayde get into a fight that lead

S5·E16 Core

I'm Done With You

Nov 3, 2009

Justin finds himself in hot water after Kristin and Audrina meet. Heidi wants to have a baby, but Spencer has another plan.

S5·E17 Core

On To The Next

Nov 10, 2009

Audrina gets her heart broken when Justin ends things for good, it's a war of the exes over Brody, and Spencer considers drastic measures to stop Heidi's baby obsession.

S5·E18 Core

Can't Always Get What You Want

Nov 17, 2009

While on a lunch date, Kristin and Brody recall the crazy times they used to have together. After Brody toasts to having a nice lunch without fighting, Kristin mentions that Jayde

S5·E19 Mytharc

Mr. Right Now

Nov 24, 2009

Kristin and Stacie's girls' weekend in Vegas becomes a threesome when Justin joins the fun. Plus, Spencer panics when he uncovers Heidi's pregnancy scheme.

S5·E20 Mytharc

The Boys Of Summer

Dec 1, 2009

Kristin is in Malibu packing up her beach house when she tells Stacie she doesn't want to pursue a relationship with Justin Bobby. Kristin says things were perfect when they were i

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