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The Golden Girls: Season 3

25 episodes Premiered Sep 19, 1987
Previously on The Golden Girls

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Golden Girls Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (21): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

Old Friends

Sep 19, 1987

Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease. Mean

S3·E2 Core

One for the Money

Sep 26, 1987

Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory

S3·E3 Mytharc

Bringing Up Baby

Oct 3, 1987

Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his ""Baby"". However she is quickly delighted to learn the ""baby"" is a pig but delighted is not a word to des

S3·E4 Core

The Housekeeper

Oct 17, 1987

The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. However, when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convince t

S3·E5 Core

Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself

Oct 24, 1987

When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, Rose must try to get over her biggest fear in the world, giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fea

S3·E6 Core

Letter To Gorbachev

Oct 31, 1987

Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future. This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned w

S3·E7 Core

Strange Bedfellows

Nov 7, 1987

The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche enteri

S3·E8 Core

Brotherly Love

Nov 14, 1987

Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy.

S3·E9 Core

A Visit From Little Sven

Nov 21, 1987

Rose's cousin Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to him being married by arrangement. However, when Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, which involves Sven, the n

S3·E10 Core

The Audit

Nov 28, 1987

Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Meanwhile, Blanche and Ro

S3·E11 Core

Three on a Couch

Dec 5, 1987

Constant bickering, causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion, they should

S3·E12 Core

Charlie's Buddy

Dec 12, 1987

A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose, however he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dr

S3·E13 Core

The Artist

Dec 19, 1987

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each secretly pose nude for a Hungarian sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening at a museum. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical

S3·E14 Core

Blanche's Little Girl

Jan 9, 1988

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts

S3·E15 Core

Dorothy's New Friend

Jan 16, 1988

Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

S3·E16 Core

Grab That Dough

Jan 23, 1988

Sophia got the girls a chance to appear on a hit game show Grab that Dough in California. At the hotel, they miss their reservations and they must sleep in the lobby...as a result,

S3·E17 Core

My Brother, My Father

Feb 6, 1988

Sophia's brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces Dorothy a

S3·E18 Core

Golden Moments (1)

Feb 13, 1988

Sophia announces her intentions of moving out and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.

S3·E19 Core

Golden Moments (2)

Feb 13, 1988

As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.

S3·E20 Core

And Ma Makes Three

Feb 20, 1988

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothy's latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date wh

S3·E21 Core

Larceny and Old Lace

Feb 27, 1988

Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Rocco's with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank.

S3·E22 Core

Rose's Big Adventure

Mar 12, 1988

Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls de

S3·E23 Core

Mixed Blessings

Mar 19, 1988

Dorothy's son, Michael pays another visit to Miami and this time he has an announcement, he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store, her future daughter-in-law

S3·E24 Mytharc

Mister Terrific

Apr 30, 1988

Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

S3·E25 Mytharc

Mother's Day

May 7, 1988

While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's days.