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The Facts of Life: Season 5

26 episodes Premiered Sep 21, 1983
Previously on The Facts of Life

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Facts of Life Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (23): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Brave New World (1)

Sep 21, 1983

Jo and Blair have a hard time adjusting to college.

S5·E2 Core

Brave New World (2)

Sep 21, 1983

Ms Garret decides to re-open an abandoned department store and turn it into her own.

S5·E3 Core

Gamma Gamma or Bust

Sep 28, 1983

Blair is dying to join the sorority that's she pledging and she volunteers Mrs. Garrett to be the caterer for a rush party. However, when Mrs. Garrett begins making Mexican before

S5·E4 Core

Just My Bill

Oct 12, 1983

Jo's been dating, Bill, a plain guy who attends the same college as she does, but when she learns that he's a rich kid, Jo becomes resentful and angry that he didn't tell her the w

S5·E5 Core

What Price Glory?

Oct 19, 1983

Tootie's new boyfriend, Jeff, is the star football player on the football team at Eastland. However, she learns a startling secret that he's been keeping, he's illiterate. She no

S5·E6 Core

The Halloween Show

Oct 26, 1983

A strange man tells the girls that years ago a murder occurred in the shop. Later, when the girls see Mrs. Garret with a knife they assume that she's possessed by the murderer's sp

S5·E7 Core

Advance Placement

Nov 2, 1983

Natalie is allowed to enroll in a college course at Langley College and she quickly gets an overblown ego which quickly threatens her friendships with Blair, Jo and Tootie. Things

S5·E8 Core

I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can

Nov 9, 1983

For a birthday surprise, the girls take Mrs. Garrett to a club featuring male exotic dancers, but the one who's in for the real surprise is Blair.

S5·E9 Core

Small but Dangerous

Nov 16, 1983

Streetwise Kelly alleges that the vandalism of Edna's Edibles was the work of a local gang, but Jo decides to investigate.

S5·E10 Core

Store Games

Nov 30, 1983

Mrs. Garrett is slowly losing business to a competitor, Pete Dawson. However, Natalie, with the help of her computer, breaks into his computer and alters his recipes.

S5·E11 Core

The Second Time Around

Dec 14, 1983

Jo begins seeing sparks between her divorced parents and immediately hopes they get back together. However, her hopes quickly become dashed when she learns that her father is plan

S5·E12 Core

The Christmas Show

Dec 21, 1983

The holidays bring joy to the girls when they all plan on going home for Christmas but when Jo's mother temporarily moves to Miami, Jo is stuck in Peekskill.

S5·E13 Core

The Chain Letter

Dec 28, 1983

While Mrs. Garrett frets over an inspection by the Board of Health, the girls get involved with a chain letter and ignore their responsibilities.

S5·E14 Core

Next Door

Jan 4, 1984

A young boy enters Edna's Edibles and Tootie befriends him and learns that he lives next door. She also learns that his mother works all day and leaves him home alone and tells hi

S5·E15 Core

Crossing the Line

Jan 11, 1984

Natalie starts dating a black guy, and Tootie thinks that Natalie hates him because of his color.

S5·E16 Core

All or Nothing

Jan 18, 1984

Newly elected board member Jo tackles the regents of Langley when they vote to cut academic scholarships in favor of a scoreboard nobody wants.

S5·E17 Core

A Death in the Family

Feb 1, 1984

The girls are shaken by the sudden death of Natalie's father and wonder how to ease her pain.

S5·E18 Core

Big Fish/Little Fish

Feb 8, 1984

Blair is distraught when she discovers that Jo has taken her place in popularity on campus. This leads to an argument between the two that ends with Jo refusing Blair's help for p

S5·E19 Core

Star at Langley

Feb 15, 1984

Blair and her boyfriend, Cliff, are serious at least Cliff thinks so but Blair pushes him away. Meanwhile, a movie star, Heather Hunt, is visiting Peekskill and quickly Blair find

S5·E20 Core

Dream Marriage

Feb 22, 1984

A marriage proposal from Blair's boyfriend prompts her to begin dreaming about the future for herself and her friends.

S5·E21 Core

Mother and Daughter

Feb 29, 1984

Tootie's mother comes to Eastland for a visit, and the fact that Tootie doesn't communicate with her mother becomes apparent. Her mother quickly realizes there are many things she

S5·E22 Core

All by Herself

Mar 14, 1984

Geri is in charge of organizing a charity auction but makes her first mistake by making Blair her assistant. Blair quickly takes over and begins doing things without consulting Ge

S5·E23 Core

Seems Like Old Times

Mar 21, 1984

Jo is surprised when her ex-boyfriend, Eddie, who just got out of the Navy, makes a surprise visit. However, Jo isn't the only one who's in for a surprise when Tootie discovers a

S5·E24 Core

Joint Custody

May 2, 1984

Mrs. Garrett's son, Raymond stops by Edna's Edibles for a visit and brings along his wife, Doris, whom he has been having marital problems with. This gets Mrs. Garrett and the gir

S5·E25 Mytharc

The Way We Were (1)

May 9, 1984

Another school year has come to an end and all the girls are preparing or their summer vacation. They each reminisce about the last six years they have spent together (via flashba

S5·E26 Mytharc

The Way We Were (2)

May 9, 1984

Flashbacks and memories of the past continue as the girls finish getting ready for their summer vacations. However, saying goodbye to one another appears to be easy for all them e