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The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 3

32 episodes Premiered Sep 25, 1963
Previously on The Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
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S3·E1 Mytharc

That's My Boy???

Sep 25, 1963

Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

S3·E2 Core

The Masterpiece

Oct 2, 1963

Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

S3·E3 Core

Laura's Little Lie

Oct 9, 1963

Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake

S3·E4 Core

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Oct 16, 1963

Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

S3·E5 Core

All About Eavesdropping

Oct 23, 1963

Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

S3·E6 Core

Too Many Stars

Oct 30, 1963

Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

S3·E7 Core

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

Nov 6, 1963

While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is

S3·E8 Core

Uncle George

Nov 13, 1963

Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

S3·E9 Core

Big Max Calvada

Nov 20, 1963

A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

S3·E10 Core

The Ballad of the Betty Lou

Nov 27, 1963

The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did,

S3·E11 Core

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Dec 4, 1963

Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

S3·E15 Core

My Husband is the Best One

Jan 8, 1964

Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

S3·E16 Core

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

Jan 15, 1964

Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to sto

S3·E17 Core

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

Jan 22, 1964

Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in th

S3·E18 Core

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

Jan 29, 1964

Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

S3·E19 Core

Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Feb 5, 1964

Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney

S3·E22 Core

My Part-Time Wife

Feb 26, 1964

Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

S3·E24 Core

How to Spank a Star

Mar 11, 1964

Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

S3·E25 Core

The Plots Thicken

Mar 18, 1964

The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

S3·E26 Core

Scratch My Car and Die

Mar 25, 1964

Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did

S3·E27 Core

The Return of Edwin Carp

Apr 1, 1964

Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

S3·E28 Core

October Eve

Apr 8, 1964

Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

S3·E32 Mytharc

Teacher's Petrie

May 13, 1964

The teacher falls in love with Laura.